Ryan says:
And she smelled like tuna

Andy says:
grossss

Ryan says:
Yeah but it didn't stop me

Andy says:
you should have asked her if she were smuggling a salmon in her panties

Ryan says:
That's just something u don't say to a woman unless you like having blue balls

Andy says:
hmm i guess i have a lot to learn!

Ryan says:
lol you do

Andy says:
do ladies ever smell like poultry instead of fishes?

Ryan says:
Noooo

Andy says:
oh!

there is a PMA-talking-to-samwise joke in here somewhere

This thread smells of TUNA.

*sexy

Wow, this is all sorts of gross.

this has never happened to you?

i dont believe it

I hope you're not asking what I think you're asking, asshole.

eh?

You've changed.

Tuna is not caught in Alaska waters, but is often a staple in women's diets.

wow, that wasn't veiled at all

we want the old paul back

He's just pissed because we weren't there to rub his back while he was sickly.

But yes, we do.

He's just posting to post, FKK

Bloodhound Gang ~ "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny"

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God,
Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog,
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
But baby your black box is the one that I found,
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money,
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny.

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes,
I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes,
She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied,
She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side,
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose,
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes,
Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be,
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny.

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty,
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty.