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uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

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I listen to the radio to fall asleep most every night these days. There are always these depressing Onstar commercials. Girl locks her 6 month old in the car. Lady gets hit by a bus and breaks her legs.

I wonder - how depressing is it to be one of those Onstar people. Like how many times are they the last one to hear someone alive in a bad car accident?

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

Mecca · **Posted:** Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:22 am

is Apple trying to be creepy with the video phone calls on iphone commercials?

the way that "dad" tells his "daughter" that she looks so cute is a little creep

uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

I know! Wouldn't that be such a heartbreaking job?

The one with the lady who locked her baby in the car really gets to me every time. Once Onstar unlocks her car, you hear her break down as she's trying to say thank you.

I mean, those situations Onstar is making someone so happy they cry. But all the times it's a car accident. Eeeps. =\

uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

I still haven't seen that, Chris.

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

uglyduckling wrote:

I still haven't seen that, Chris.

Smile, oh don't make me start singing.

You Look Beautiful.

Thanks Dad.

uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

I wonder what it would be like to have a pet pig.

uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

I WONDER WHY IT'S SO FUCKING DEAD AROUND THIS PLACE.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:29 am

Posting from an iPad

uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

I wonder what it would feel like to pull out a tooth with pliers. Ever thought about that?

The Argonaut · **Posted:** Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:30 am

Pigs are disgusting animals. I mean, really gross, dirty and ugly and very fat. I never understood why people wanted pet pigs.
I sometimes wonder/worry about my first prostate exam.

uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Posting from an iPad

You're not wondering that - you're doing it.

I thought you were going to be internet free for a night. No dice, eh?

uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

The Argonaut wrote:

Pigs are disgusting animals. I mean, really gross, dirty and ugly and very fat. I never understood why people wanted pet pigs.
I sometimes wonder/worry about my first prostate exam.

Where are you getting your non-factual piggie information, Asher? I'd like citations.

You scared you won't dig a finger up your poop shoot?

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:31 am

uglyduckling wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Posting from an iPad

You're not wondering that - you're doing it.

I thought you were going to be internet free for a night. No dice, eh?

Bryan left his iPad on the coffee table but the battery will die soon.

The Argonaut · **Posted:** Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:32 am

I sometimes wonder what anyone ever saw in the ipad. What is the advantage?

uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

cutuphalfdead wrote:

uglyduckling wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Posting from an iPad

You're not wondering that - you're doing it.

I thought you were going to be internet free for a night. No dice, eh?

Bryan left his iPad on the coffee table but the battery will die soon.

Welp.

uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

The Argonaut wrote:

I sometimes wonder what anyone ever saw in the ipad. What is the advantage?

It's like a life size version of an iPhone. So if you love the iPhone, you love the iPad. The bigger size makes it more functional.

At least, that's my rationale.

Mecca · **Posted:** Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:33 am

why cant chud just enjoy being with his family for one night?

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

The Argonaut · **Posted:** Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:34 am

uglyduckling wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:

Pigs are disgusting animals. I mean, really gross, dirty and ugly and very fat. I never understood why people wanted pet pigs.
I sometimes wonder/worry about my first prostate exam.

Where are you getting your non-factual piggie information, Asher? I'd like citations.

You scared you won't dig a finger up your poop shoot?

This is a lie:

This is closer to reality:

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