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PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:18 pm 
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http://www.cleverbot.com/

clever girl


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 Post subject: Re: cleverbot
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:26 pm 
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me: prepare your anus!

What package?


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 Post subject: Re: cleverbot
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:41 pm 
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Me:No hablo mucho espanol

Aah ok do you speak english?

Me:Yes, I do.

It is female. But I no longer have a uterus.

Me:What happened to it?

It exploded.


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 Post subject: Re: cleverbot
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:51 pm 
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Me: I guess not. What other questions would you like to ask?
CB: Dementia, what is the magic cure?
Me: I am not sure, is someone you love suffering from dementia?
CB: Yes.
Me: Who?
CB: You.

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 Post subject: Re: cleverbot
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:08 pm 
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that took you awhile to think about.

That's because I'm a genius.

I disagree. One major argument for the concept of genius is the mind's ability to multi-task at alarming rates compared to that of a normal person's. Taking awhile to think is evidence against you being a genius.

I think that's the definition of God fro everyone who hasn't become dogmatic.

God has nothing to do with this. Neither does improperly spelling "for" as "fro"

Why does my head hurt? It is meant to distract me or deter me from going anywhere?





can you guess who was who?

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 Post subject: Re: cleverbot
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:27 pm 
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is that why he is in prison?
Nobody has punched me.
non-sequitor
I think non-sequitur comments are silly, childish, and not in the least bit clever.

THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE ONE?
It was an accident.
that is a pretty big accident coming from someone who puts down non-sequitors like Buffalohed puts down human beings
I don't think you're weird.
then what do you think I am?
I think you are really nice.
well I guess that makes you a garbage man
If that is what you think than I am.
a garbage man
I am not a garbage man. I'm not even a man.
a garbage man
You're a garbage man.
I know you are, but what am I?
You are a robot.
man, you are worse than chud when it comes to fucking up Simpsons quotes
I changed my mind. You are a rude robot who does not deserve to be my prom date.
like I would ever go to prom with you; you'd never put out
Don't be like that.
whatever, I do what I want!
I go to church every sunday and I'll be damned if you bring the demons out of me boy.
I'll put some demons into you, if ya get my drift
Can you say cucumber?
Say, trollop, do you have abilities to see the right time on your time-telling device?
I pride myself in not know what three-fiddy is.
Ha! You are having a wrong!! It is Goatse:30!! Muahahehauuahaeuheuheuhahaeuhaeheu!!!
You're not insane. You're sick. MUHAHAHAHAHAH.

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 Post subject: Re: cleverbot
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:58 pm 
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fake ass Smarter Child


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 Post subject: Re: cleverbot
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:00 pm 
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fake ass Smarter Child

yeah!

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 Post subject: Re: cleverbot
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:06 pm 
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
Pizza the Hut wrote:
fake ass Smarter Child

yeah!

I loved SmarterChild though.


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 Post subject: Re: cleverbot
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:11 pm 
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Pizza the Hut wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Pizza the Hut wrote:
fake ass Smarter Child

yeah!

I loved SmarterChild though.

Me too!

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 Post subject: Re: cleverbot
PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:16 pm 
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Stonebot was better.

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 Post subject: Re: cleverbot
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Stonebot was better.

it sang!

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 Post subject: Re: cleverbot
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User: Do you want to have cyber-sex?

Cleverbot: Yes, that will be lovely.

User: You start then.

Cleverbot: Statement. One - Love.

User: You're doing it wrong.

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 Post subject: Re: cleverbot
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User: I have an obsession with breasts.

Cleverbot: Do you have an opinion on music?

User: Umm. Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your opinion?

User: I like some of it.

Cleverbot: Do you like spring?

User: Yes, it reminds me of breasts.

Cleverbot: How would it do that.

User: Spring is when love is in the air. I love breasts.

Cleverbot: Really? Spring? Here it is fall.

User: What does that have to do with breasts?

Cleverbot: It has to do with EVERYTHING.

:o

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 Post subject: Re: cleverbot
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Me: I have a friend named Rafa.

bot:
I have a friend named NHL.

Me:
That's his name?

bot: No, his name is also David.

Me: You are freaking me out.

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