it will happen.

i almost feel like posting an absurdly gross picture and getting banned in this topic

Every season, I look forward to this thread. Chin up, htt, victory will be yours... some day.

woohoo, I was waiting for this thread. See Ya next year.

You can set your watch to it.

Too bad they'll be lucky to go 6-10.

ah yes, football must be close. i feel like i should have a beer.

Hooray, this annual rite of passage has been started once again!

However, I'm disappointed that we don't have a whole litany of outlandish predictions for the season that we can check up on in January. I was looking forward to statements like Jake Delhomme will win Comeback Player Of The Year, or D'Qwell Jackson will get over 100 tackles, and so on.

Team, if HTT doesn't come through we may need to fill in some more of our own in here.

Joshua Cribbs will singlehandedly win the game that propels the Browns into the playoffs by scoring 5 TDs (KR, PR, Rushing, Receiving, Passing) and breaking the single-game all-purpose yards record!

That's what I'm talking about.

so you want predictions eh?

Eric Mangini will be one of the three coaches at the end of the year to be nominated for coach of the year, but because he is coach of the Browns, and despite a 10-6 record he still will not get it.]

Running Backs Montario Hardesty and Jerome Harrison will be the sleepers everyone in their respective fanatsy leagues will be shooting themselves for not picking up. Hardesty will gain 800 yards on the ground while Harrison will carry the load with over 1300 yards.

Jake Del-Hommie will play a critical role in making the browns respectable again, playing very well this year and earining him a starting spot next year, unfortunatly for him next year wont be the same.

Josh Cribbs. well, Josh Cribbs is Josh Cribbs and i don't need to say anything more. Just sit back and enjoy.

Brian Robiskie and Mohammed Massaquoi combined will gain 1300 yards, nothing special, but they will make the critical catches and will combine for 11 td's.

and thankfully we have zero primetime games this year. So like the normal person who enjoys football we get to enjoy the Browns on every Sunday this year.

I am out.

the closet was lucky to have you HTT

And they're all 1:00 games. I like it. Get the ugliness out of the way early so I can enjoy the rest of the day.

I say 6-10. They should be able to run the ball but will have trouble passing and who knows what will happen with the secondary. And someone is bound to get hurt and miss most of the year and then get a staph infection and by mid-October people stop caring about this team again.

Mo Mass will catch 106 balls for 1400 yards and 18 TD's!

i hope they beat the steelers twice at least

Cleveland could use a pick-me-up. I hope you guys go 11-5

No throwing or a fumble return for a TD? That's weak...

INT for a TD?

Or missed field goals for TDs?

doesn't every team have to have at least one primetime game (be it Sun or Mon), or did the league get rid of that rule?

I think only markets which share two teams(currently, NY and Bay Area) are the only ones guaranteed one primetime game.