You know what I mean.

Mountain Dew, Chinese food, Japanese food (pretty much the same thing), Taco Bell, watermelon, liquor, and craft beers.

I once dropped acid and threw up the chinese I had eaten an hour prior. But that was an acid exclusive, I think.

I've had shrimp twice and got sick twice but on both occasions there was another likely if not more likely culprit.

The last time I ate Five Guys I very nearly shit myself in a van full of classmates.

Anything with chili makes me regret eating it instantly. This is the king of them all:



It's really good, but my god.

mushrooms... and i really really really like mushrooms.



also Mickeys post was a+

White Castle

my friend and I split a crave case for lunch and I have shit 3 times so far. one was a jogger.

mcdonalds. best case scenario it sits in my gut like a brick for 12 hours. worst case scenario? well that's pretty obvious.


sometimes you just can't say no after 16 beers though

fried chicken makes me fart for hours on end

onions of any kind overpower my acid reflux med and cause me to burp all night

coffee makes me poo. a lot. not enough to stop drinking it tho. still, A LOT

Cracking lobster gives me a rash on my hands for a few hours. Totally worth it, though.

And if I eat soft serve ice cream, I'll be in the bathroom within the hour.

Coffee - always. Won't stop me from drinking it though.

Nothing. I have the stomach of a sun-fueled Kryptonian.

if the first ingredient isnt sugar or if it isnt deep fried odds are my body will repel it

My cousin used to work at Long John's and like a dummy I would go there for free leftovers. Leftover fish is never a good idea. I woke up in the middle of the night, sat up and puked all over my bed. 3 days later I returned to school.

i too have felt the wrath of rotten scrod but my most famed colonic disasters actually came after eating unwashed fruits such as pears, grapes, and tomatoes

McDonalds is always useful if I'm feeling a little 'backed up'.

Blueberries give me hives.

Garlic repeats on me for about 12 hours, not always a deterrent from eating.

Eggplant makes my tongue go numb and sometimes gives me a sore throat. Again, not a deterrent. lol.


Soy makes me bubbily, in a bad way.


Everything else, we're golden.

Taco Bell gives me the instant shits.

Milk with pasta.

whats a jogger?