For whatever reason, I liked to cut my own hair when I was about 3 or 4. It always came out super uneven and ended with an impromptu trip to the barber. One time he told me I looked like an Oakland Raiders fan.

Adding to that, I was curious about razors and shaving at a young age and thought my eyebrows were a little too long...

i ate bar soap

climbed really tall trees

showed them the paper after i wiped.

you made me spill my drink

i think every kid showed their parents some chocolate sauce at one point

my grandmother cried because I climbed this pine tree that was super tall, but had a nice branch to sit on that had almost a viewing area of our property the way it grew.

the only time I ever got a spanking I was 4 or 5 and I had taken all the butcher knives out of the kitchen and placed one on every stair of the staircase

I regret nothing

I recently did that, due to health concerns. There was blood in my material.

path aint so tight yo

I don't think I did anything, really. Too fucking lazy.

as a kid?

Yup. My folks should be more worried about what I get up to now...

worshipped satan

Nice one, geg.
I wish I had been that creative.

we used to all put on our dad's shop/safety glasses and go out in the woods and have B.B. gun battles. And not the pussy 1 pump B.B. guns, these were the ones you could pump until it was too hard to get another pump in. My neighbor growing up still has a b.b. lodged in his shoulder to this day.

man BB guns were still treated like real guns in my house

my parents only let me have the bb's to shoot cans under their supervison. I would have to get ammo from my friends when we had our battles in the woods.

All i had was a cap gun. Remember those? It had like a ribbon of red paper with little dots of whatever made 'em go 'BANG' as the paper fed through the gun. I wonder if they're still available nowadays, or is it to un-PC to sell them?