What he said in his speech: My dad likes to eat filet mignon, wrapped with bacon.

What he actually wrote on his notecard: My dad likes to eat fileh mileh, raped with bacon.

there's quite a few people here who i know would enjoy being raped by bacon

But how many people have a name so great, it's pronounced something like "Fillie Millie?"

Milli Vanilli

How can you even compare the two? One sounds vaguely dirty, the other sounds like an ice cream flavor. Also, one is raped with bacon.

Should I stop my dirty and dangerous habit of picking up strange bacon at the supermarket?

god I love kids

perv

Today's sentence to correct was:

Susan b Anthony who fighted hard to win womens right to vote had a newspaper called the revolution"

It was blowing my mind all day, because kids kept raising their hands to point up at the front of the room and say...

"Capitalize the revolution."

New Levi's slogan

Che Guevara did it first

McP, you had another thread similar to this a long, long time ago. Do you remember what it was called? I'd like to read it again. That had some funny shit in it, too.

Bacon makes everything better... except Filet. WTF?

he knew how to spell all of that right, he was trolling you

yeah, i've been trying to remember the name of that thread too

haha, i hadn't seen that one before. but there was still another one, it had like dialogues between kids overheard at the elementary school and stuff like that. i'm trying hard to think of a specific post but i'm having a hard time remembering one.