The Reigning Champions:



How do you fuel the machine?

My only real experience with Cliff Bars was back in 2005 when I would play tennis with a friend, share some bars, then sleep with her. This went on for like three weeks. True Story.

did they provide the requisite energy boost?

ugh, those things are fairly awful.

Correlation does not imply causation.

1000 years ago, people couldn't have grasped 90% of what we know now.
its entirely possible that there is a lot more we don't even know enough about to begin to imagine.

We didn't know what DNA was!

I've been thinking a lot about Glieselings today and what splendorous designs their forms might take.

This is how I picture it.

I imagine it's like this:

you don't want to hike with them but I've eaten Zone Perfect Chocolate Mint and Balance Bar Cookie Dough bars for years. They are pretty good.

I like Cliff too but the above are tastier.

I like Cliff bars crunchy peanut butter and black cherry almond flavors. My favorite is Luna's Peanut Butter Cookie (although chocolate peppermint stick is good. I have to be careful with that one, though).