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given2trade · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:46 pm

Me and the mrs. like to do this different ways. I think "over" is the correct and only way. What do you think?

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cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:47 pm

Over. It actually bothers me when it's under.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:49 pm

I don't even use the holder thing, but if I did I would definitely go under.

uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Over. It actually bothers me when it's under.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:51 pm

Under is way more fun. You guys are missing out.

Can we get a poll?

given2trade · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:57 pm

I just don't think there is any debate. Every luxury hotel in the world does "over". My cleaning lady does "over". Can they all be wrong?

uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

given2trade wrote:

I just don't think there is any debate. Every luxury hotel in the world does "over". My cleaning lady does "over". Can they all be wrong?

So she's saying under? Really?

given2trade · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:01 pm

uglyduckling wrote:

given2trade wrote:

I just don't think there is any debate. Every luxury hotel in the world does "over". My cleaning lady does "over". Can they all be wrong?

So she's saying under? Really?

Hey, at least we're not listening to J LO in the morning.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:02 pm

I doubt this girl even knows who James Taylor is.

uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

given2trade wrote:

uglyduckling wrote:

given2trade wrote:

I just don't think there is any debate. Every luxury hotel in the world does "over". My cleaning lady does "over". Can they all be wrong?

So she's saying under? Really?

Hey, at least we're not listening to J LO in the morning.

lol. I'm not complaining, it's your lady. And in the end, it's really just toilet paper. Just weird, I would expect girls to be more aware of the "right way" to hang tp. If that ain't a whole lot of sexist, I don't know what is.

Sandler · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:03 pm

Makes no difference to me, as long as it rolls. My wife freaks out if it isn't over though. You guys are a little ocd.

given2trade · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:07 pm

She didn't put up a fight and agreed to do it over from now on.

The real story is that the last 5 months, every time I see it under, I change it to over. I thought we were waging a passive aggressive toilet paper fight. I decided to bring it up last night and she had no idea I was constantly changing it.

:oops:

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:08 pm

given2trade wrote:

She didn't put up a fight and agreed to do it over from now on.

The real story is that the last 5 months, every time I see it under, I change it to over. I thought we were waging a passive aggressive toilet paper fight. I decided to bring it up last night and she had no idea I was constantly changing it.

:oops:

lol I do the same thing if I see it under I change it

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:09 pm

What makes over correct?

62strat · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:09 pm

This is such a 1999 message board thread.

The answer is obvious. Over. Under you have to work harder. you are already working hard enough to squeeze one out, why work hard to get the wipe? In fact...your %'s of tearing the wipe whilst trying to retrieve the wipe, greater significantly and reducing the cleanliness of your butthole.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:10 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

What makes over correct?

ann landers

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:11 pm

It's easier to do a quick strike tear with under. Over you are more likely to pull out an obscene amount of paper.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:12 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

It's easier to do a quick strike tear with under. Over you are more likely to pull out an obscene amount of paper.

I believe the opposite to be true.

62strat · **Posted:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:12 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

It's easier to do a quick strike tear with under. Over you are more likely to pull out an obscene amount of paper.

you have complete control with over....under, you are at the mercy of the roll.

uglyduckling · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am **Posts:** 10347

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

It's easier to do a quick strike tear with under. Over you are more likely to pull out an obscene amount of paper.

I've tested this both ways. Either way you're able to pull out an obscene amount of paper.

toilet paper - over or under?

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