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Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

and no, not from me.

had been playing phone tag with a gal i used to work with. talked here and there maybe 4 or 5 times over 2 years.

she informs me she hasnt been outta the house in that time (i joke, ahhhh cant stand the thought of not being with me). when i say she is smoking hot, there is no exaggeration involved. she tells me she has put on like 60 lbs (was about 130 at 5'9ish) and cant stand the though of people looking at her now.

she tells me, please just think of me the way i used to look and not now. i joke back she is on spank deck every other thursday and she laughs and thanks me for getting her to laugh.

i say so whats new?

did i tell you about california?

no.

i was raped there.

Soma. · **Posted:** Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:57 am

I quite like McParadigm's "I aint a faggot or nothing, but..."

Mecca · **Posted:** Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:07 am

[quote="px"][/quote]

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

Mecca wrote:

px wrote:

PMA post.

Peeps, I hope your friend finds some peace of mind. Maybe you're the guy to help her thru it while she sorts it out. :peace:

Best wishes.

dkfan9 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:57 am

Soma. wrote:

I quite like McParadigm's "I aint a faggot or nothing, but..."

windedsailor · **Posted:** Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:02 am

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

I post on a internet messageboard

JimNasium · **Posted:** Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:39 am

Quote:

i was raped there.

That is pretty classic

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

Peeps wrote:

and no, not from me.

had been playing phone tag with a gal i used to work with. talked here and there maybe 4 or 5 times over 2 years.

she informs me she hasnt been outta the house in that time (i joke, ahhhh cant stand the thought of not being with me). when i say she is smoking hot, there is no exaggeration involved. she tells me she has put on like 60 lbs (was about 130 at 5'9ish) and cant stand the though of people looking at her now.

she tells me, please just think of me the way i used to look and not now. i joke back she is on spank deck every other thursday and she laughs and thanks me for getting her to laugh.

i say so whats new?

did i tell you about california?

no.

i was raped there.

so, did you just hang up?

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:58 pm

darth_vedder · **Posted:** Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:23 pm

^I just threw up a little bit.

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

Spike wrote:

Peeps wrote:

and no, not from me.

had been playing phone tag with a gal i used to work with. talked here and there maybe 4 or 5 times over 2 years.

she informs me she hasnt been outta the house in that time (i joke, ahhhh cant stand the thought of not being with me). when i say she is smoking hot, there is no exaggeration involved. she tells me she has put on like 60 lbs (was about 130 at 5'9ish) and cant stand the though of people looking at her now.

she tells me, please just think of me the way i used to look and not now. i joke back she is on spank deck every other thursday and she laughs and thanks me for getting her to laugh.

i say so whats new?

did i tell you about california?

no.

i was raped there.

so, did you just hang up?

i asked her if she was on verizon as i didnt want any fucking sob story to waste my minutes, duh

washing machine · **Posted:** Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:32 pm

In retrospect, telling her that she was on "spank deck" couldn't have made her feel that good deep down, right?

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

washing machine wrote:

In retrospect, telling her that she was on "spank deck" couldn't have made her feel that good deep down, right?

honestly, i thought that was going to be the "classic conversation stopper"

washing machine · **Posted:** Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:36 pm

You and me both, Spike

warehouse · **Posted:** Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:36 pm

px wrote:

Peeps, I hope your friend finds some peace of mind. Maybe you're the guy to help her thru it while she sorts it out. :peace:

Best wishes.

he sure as shit hopes so

peeps, how long does it usually take u to bang a girl after you admitted to spanking it to her?

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

warehouse wrote:

px wrote:

Peeps, I hope your friend finds some peace of mind. Maybe you're the guy to help her thru it while she sorts it out. :peace:

Best wishes.

he sure as shit hopes so

peeps, how long does it usually take u to bang a girl after you admitted to spanking it to her?

i dont spank to specific girls, more situations

warehouse · **Posted:** Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:55 pm

Peeps wrote:

warehouse wrote:

px wrote:

Peeps, I hope your friend finds some peace of mind. Maybe you're the guy to help her thru it while she sorts it out. :peace:

Best wishes.

he sure as shit hopes so

peeps, how long does it usually take u to bang a girl after you admitted to spanking it to her?

i dont spank to specific girls, more situations

like sex at center ice?

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

warehouse wrote:

Peeps wrote:

warehouse wrote:

px wrote:

Peeps, I hope your friend finds some peace of mind. Maybe you're the guy to help her thru it while she sorts it out. :peace:

Best wishes.

he sure as shit hopes so

peeps, how long does it usually take u to bang a girl after you admitted to spanking it to her?

i dont spank to specific girls, more situations

like sex at center ice?

its hard to explain, but theres never a friends face involved or what not. and i should clafiry, i dont spank to girls i havent slept with

washing machine · **Posted:** Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:02 pm

This thread is full of conversation stoppers.

classic conversation stoppers

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