on cervical mucus.



All she did was read the fucking book to us.

Ummm. Why?

and that makes it twice that I've vomited tonight

you visualized bostonian neck beard on frozen alaskan face skin?

What reason could possibly justify this?

She kept showing us how stretchy it should be at different points in the cycle. Then she showed us pictures. One looked like a booger.

are you going to be an OB/GYN?

Also she was Catholic, and talked about how important it is to stress to people not to have genital contact during infertile times.

Is this Heaven?

None that I can think of, given what little I know about you. I mean, that isn't exactly what you learn about in birth classes, so I don't suspect it's a lamaze class teachings. Unless you're going to start delivering babies for a living, I'm a little baffled.

If it helps, I wasn't supposed to be there.

the negative karma that comes from stealing a kid's soul...

Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

I have a degree in Psychology. PM me if you need help.

Last time I did that, your diagnosis simply read: You need help.

That's not good enough Mec

i cant think of a pairing of words in the english language that bothers me more than Mucus and Plug

I was telling you to listen to Help! for some music therapy sessions.

Icky sticky.
Testicular cyst.
Vaginal halitosis.

somehow, it just read as way more judgmental than that.

mucus clouds your judgment

Icky Sticky can be left over from a tasty sucker or some sorbet.

Mucus and Plug can only be one thing