pop tarts.

Frosted mini wheats.

lol

no way. He's all Mr. serious professor and shit. Poached eggs and rye toast. Hot tea, chamomile not just some shitty Lipton black tea.

listen man, knock black tea all you want, but it is my go-to. Also, Earl Grey.

Darjeeling ftw, but back to stip. Honey but no lemon in his tea.

do you think he puts a little irish in his coffee?

only if he's lost his reading glasses.

when should I provide this thread with its big reveal?

now so I can go to bed, plz.

take a picture in the morning and reveal when you have time.

or this.

Jim asked me what kind of tea I drink once and I said black tea and then had to spend about 30 minutes explaining what I meant. I had no idea Americans knew what black tea was. When I stayed with Sam and we went grocery shopping, it took me 30 minutes to find black tea amongst all the other shit and then I had to by this massive freaking box. I should've just called you.

i don't know where our camera is

I usually don't eat breakfast, but when I do I like the toaster cakes that Thomas makes (they're like little corn muffin tops). Or cereal if I remembered to buy milk within the last week.

And then I wash it down with a juice box!

No, no, no, no!

Take a picture of your post breakfast dump and we'll try and guess what you ate.

uh, pretty sure that black tea is just what is referred to as standard tea in these parts.

If I'm having cereal I go back and forth between a lucky charms/cookie crisp sugar cereal or something nominally healthy like honey bunches of oats

Actually most people I know here have no idea what good tea is. I just happen to drink tea because I can't stand coffee. I was in a restaurant the other day and asked for a hot tea and they brought me out a bag of Lipton that had to be 5 years old.

And the rest of the world but I could not find black tea over there. Even in hotels, it was all this freaking flavoured shit.

odd. I see it all over.