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invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

Guy across the aisle from me just threw up a bunch of times on floor. Instead of cleaning it up he covers it with newspaper while his gf whisper yells at him while my wife tries to discreetly spray perfume in the air.

Now I have to ride another two hours next to this while my wife sits with her sweater over her nose.

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

I think I just witnessed breakup via puking, gang

Guy is sitting with his head against the back of the seat in front of him and I-95 is a rolling graveyard right now, in more ways than one.

alaskadan · **Posted:** Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:31 pm

les miserables

The Argonaut · **Posted:** Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:06 pm

You travel quite a bit, huh?

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

Dudes going again now

I don't have the heart to tell him to stop drinking water

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

The Argonaut wrote:

You travel quite a bit, huh?

I'm retracing Kerouac for a this American life story that I'm producing

bart d. · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:32 am **Posts:** 17563

invention wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:

You travel quite a bit, huh?

I'm retracing Kerouac for a this American life story that I'm producing

With your wife.

Mickey · **Posted:** Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:15 pm

Man, Prius must not be happy about this.

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

When he got on the bus I thought he looked slobby but I didn't think he would sit in his own puke for 3 hours and make his gf sit in it.

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

I just realized I have a plasic bag I couldve given him

The Argonaut · **Posted:** Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:19 pm

invention wrote:

Dudes going again now

I don't have the heart to tell him to stop drinking water

That'd be the life.

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

I've never been so happy to enter the Bronx, we're almost there!

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

Drinking water after puking is up there with holding your head back during a nose bleed

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

You have a WONDERFUL LIFE!

Rebar · **Posted:** Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:34 pm

"Hey honey, wanna take a Greyhound bus trip with me? Wouldn't that be fun?".

Self Polluted · **Joined:** Tue May 09, 2006 2:42 pm **Posts:** 8393

Could you describe the contents of the vomit?

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

I tried taking a pic but it's dark

Rebar · **Posted:** Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:39 pm

"Why don't we just take the train, or rent a car?"

alaskadan · **Posted:** Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:40 pm

Have you made any attempts at conversation with the lad? Might be a good story behind letting your guts go repeatedly during travel via public transportation.

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

"Why don't we just take the train, or rent a car?"

We took the train here but it's twice as much as the bus and they're all sold out today anyway

On greyhound bus

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