you ever find it weird to see a porn video on redtube or xnxx and you notice that the girl looks close to an ex of yours?

those are harder to jerk it to though

I made a porn with my ex-fiance many years ago (long enough so that it was, in fact, a tape). In the chaos of moving down to Omaha my mom ended up with the box it was in (a box of stuff I wanted to throw out...she was gonna go through it in case there was something worth keeping). She found the VHS tape and thought it might be home movies. She still had a working VCR so she popped it in.

She watched five minutes of it, and told me she was kind of enjoying it, before she realized it was me.

Five minutes. Just sit and watch the clock for five minutes. Realize how long that is. My mom. Watching my porn.

Why are you so good at internet?

Pure, transcendent, accident. Always.

No, do you?

I don't spend much time at sites like those.

Yes. It bothered me a lot.

I find it to be the most natural thing in the world.

It was quite the ordeal for me because it was at a vulnerable time. Same body type, same facial features... the only thing that makes me 99% sure it wasn't her was there was a tattoo missing and a piercing that shouldn't be there.

Was it a girl you slept with, or just made out with? I feel like that would make a huge difference.

she wanted to wait back then, which I think made it all the more bewildering to me at the time.

Bitches, man. Amirite?

pressin' charges? I get that a lot.

Ever find it weired when posts from one thread end up having their own thread later?

A girl I know did porn and posted it on redtube, and then told me about it. I've searched "blonde big tits" a lot, but I've never found it. I've always wanted to see it, though. Mostly for science, because her tits are clinically ginormous.

The octagons are the same size!

but are they the same color?

Someone needs to tell that girl she shouldn't be seen in public without a bra. And a skimpy tank with no bra?