I am now the owner of a bed frame and headboard. My parents, having purchased a new furniture set for themselves, had no use for their old bed. I slept well last night, and I dreamed of what this sudden climb of the social ladder could lead to in 2011.

i don't recall sleeping with you recently

First heat, now a proper bed. My litter Reid is growing up.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Pete. Part of my Friday consists of selling dvds to Half Price Books for cash.

It's a long journey, no doubt. But the first step is always the hardest. I'm proud of you.

I can't wait to share that bed with you when we attend Astros opening day together next year.

THIS thing is fucking on point.

A bed completely transforms a room. The next step is going to be some wall art. My living room/kitchen looks great, but the bedroom only has two framed pictures on the left and the right of my bed, but they only serve to highlight all of the empty space right now.

did you not have a bed frame before? what was your pre-hand-me-down setup?

I haven't done anything to my bedroom either. The problem is it's large, with a small window. So there's almost too much wall space.

A mattress and bedsheet set, placed on the floor. Not even a box spring.

i'd focus on some proper bed linens

why were you living like a fugitive?

This guy was on HGTV. He knows what he's talking about.

Here's a great example of an addition that can be made to your bed:

thats right, lenny, i was on HGTV. you lay your body on this "bed" nearly every night...why not buy the best right? i mean, 6-8 hours in a day you're in there, resting and warming yourself....you deserve the best.

i can't believe reid got a new bed before me

Yeah you should really feel bad now.

do you think reid will show off his spoils to his new neighbor?