actually, important questions need answers:

what do i need to do to have my username changed?

what's the worst offense an rm'er could commit against rm and what's the worst penalty short of lifetime ban?

edit - donate and the mods will change your name.

pushing for the creation of a Food and Dining forum thus killing GD.

Why? Should would be concerned about you?

i have reason to believe i'm being hunted like an animal

Keep posting. Otherwise the terrorists win.

Rafa, Joey is right.

lol

Aren't I funding terrorism by smoking weed, though?

Yes. But by posting you're counter balancing your own funding. So post as much (or more than) you smoke, and we still come out ahead.

how much do i have to donate?

Bin Ladin deals? Is it good shit?

Ever hear of Afghani Gold?

Also, I'm pretty sure the Kush strains originated in Afghanistan.

I thought it was a made up name.

You would.

When I was over in Iraq I actually stumbled upon a bunker and it had bin Laden in. His henchmen took me captive and were going to kill me until they found a joint on me. We smoked together and then he brought his own bag out. He called it "Bush's Best Bud" and it was spectacular. He let me go and we laughed as I walked away into the Persian sunset. I'll never forget that weed.

I knew those fucking liberals were lying to me when they said Iraq had nothing to do with Al Qaeda.

i heard bin laden dislikes li'l kitties.

$550.37

you must've mistaken me for lenny.