So i got a random text from a local number I did not know

"pray you are making the right choices -"
i wrote back "huh?"

Response: "just praying for you in hopes that you are wakling worthy of the callin God has on your life - Pastor Eric"

i wrote back again "who is this"

"the holy spirit", he says

i googled the number and this is what came up!

http://calvaryeagle.org/Meet_the_Staff.html

i wrote back "god is hip on technology"

and he wrote back "and he knows your hidden secrets - how's your walk going?"

i wrote back "you tell me yahweh"

response: "i believe it say you need to confess"

i wrote. .."how did you get my number and who do you think you are speaking to?"
response " hopefully it is johnny"

"no sir"
"wow, so sorry lol




It just does not get any better than that really.

not only was this a travesty of communication, but the offender employed prodigious use of religious language.

If i had any idea what my day would turn out to be...i would have gotten out of bed much earlier.

that is exactly the way i expect a text message exchange between me and human bass to go.

Im somewhat glad he didn't hit on me...

you shouldve started confessing some fucked up shit before he realized you were the wrong guy.