I just received a mail from Fedex asking me to pay some alleged taxes I own, since I received a jersey from another country.

Now, the catch is, it was a gift, I paid nada, zero. They are charging me as if I paid some amount of money. I guess my friend forgot to say it was a gift.

Now proving my "innocence" would be a kafkian endeavour.

By the way, 2+2 =5 and you can tax 41 reais out of 0.

tell em yeezy said to kiss my whole ass
more specifically they can kiss my asshole

what jersey

what would zack de la rocha do?

vitor were you sent the Bordeaux away shirt

vitor were you sent the 1991 Arsenal away shirt

vitor I'm going to walk through a Rio favela wearing this

I don't think there is any problem at walking around with a Fluminense jersey in Rio, unless you were in a bus filled with torcedores from a rival team.

The jersey is from the mexican team Los Pumas, golden with blue, quite pretty actually, great fabric also.

Los Pumas, meh.

the brazilian IRS sounds mighty busy