A couple months ago I pressed charges against a student, and the court ordered him to write me an apology letter. I'm pretty stoked to see what kind of passive aggressiveness it contains. I'll also be surprised to see if it'll be made up of coherent sentences.

What kind of punishment is an apology letter?

You're going to post it, right?

a court ordered apology? please tell why?

I kicked the kid out of my class because after multiple requests of him to do something, he wouldn't do anything.

After class I tried to talk to him and he tried to back me into a corner (dude's twice my size), and balled his fist. He told me he wanted to punch me so bad because I'm a "stupid little annoying motherfucker."

I pressed charges against him for threatening a teacher.

Kids these days.

Assuming I actually get it and it's made up of coherent, English sentences, I'm sure it'll be a good read for everyone to enjoy.

Even if it's not made up of coherent, English sentences...

That's true, that would probably make it even more entertaining.

vicious circle of hate

night time posting Spike shows more emotion than day time posting Spike. I like it.

Dear Sir,

I am sorry you're a stupid little annoying motherfucker.

Regards,

Kids These Days

Yeah, posting a letter that is essentially a court document seems like a great idea. Nothing can go wrong there.

I hope it links back to the kid's facebook.

as a teacher I would like you to read "weapons of mass instruction" by John Taylor Gatto

Oh c'mon, it's not that.

I disagree with him threatening violence but tell me why should he have been bothering with whatever you were teaching? If I had kids that didn't wanna work I would just say ok you can leave. Go discover yourself, because I know that whatever doctrine I was forcing down their throats wouldn't be immortal.

Yeah we just want the BODY of the letter not the letterhead, not the names involved, nothing.

I'm not asking him to put a copy of the ruling on 4chan.

Of course you are, you want to MEME IT.