do you wash your hands after you go number one

what would you say if i told you certain RMers have revealed to me via PM that they sit when they go number one

my urine is better than soap and water.

i wouldn't be surprised. man struggles to stay upright in today's world.

There is some serious biomechanical beauty in a well formed arch.

whens the last time you really got hit in the balls? hit hard enough to make you a little queasy. when the dull ache stays for a minute or so? its been 20 years for me when someone threw me some masking tape when i wasnt looking. i had to lay down sideways for 5 minutes. i was sweating too.

I've never washed my hands.

i'm just hoping this thread helps more americans land roles as super heroes

Urine is sterile. The soap/soap dispenser and water in fact that you wash your hands with are going to have far more bacteria in/on them that your pee.

Surgeons used to wash their hands in fresh urine pre operations back in the day..weird but true.

do you people not flush?

definitely dont flush...why waste 4 gallons of water for a cupfull of piss?? uh uhn

week old urine sure is olfactory nirvana

i always flush but my neices were don't not to after number 1. so if i'm visiting there can be a huge wad of tp on the side of the bowl. when i see this i flush first give a disgusted look to the sky, then relive myself and flush again.

my pee has smelled like a bowl of captn crunch thats sat for 20 minutes.

my ding dong is clean

When my Dad urinates at my house, he doesn't flush. It freaks me the fuck out.

Does it drain clockwise?