well?

invention

Can this thread be about me

the Consultant

I have not visited this board since my fifth child was born last summer(we can blame tequila, a red dress, and an 19 year old woman reeling from the loss of her feline friend on that one). As a result of this conundrum and ‘mistakes’ (as my 5 ex-wives call them)in my life I have not visited this great forum until this evening – February 25/11.

When I had frequented the message boards more regularly, in the less-clouded days of my youth, I normally would not grace the members of the general discussion forum. However, this evening I decided to peruse this thread and sure enough my name is mentioned by none other than yourself and to that I give you thanks. I would be lying to admit that I am not flattered that I have given you pleasure in the past – and believe me, that is something I am very used to accomplishing – giving pleasure. By chance, is your name Selena and are you from San Francisco?

I am whole-heartedly sincere that I have not logged on to this great forum since a steamy evening last summer filled with dining, dancing, and of course, manipulation (to get what I desired at the moment). I wish I could be honest with all of the women in my past in regards to my sincerity, but that would be blasphemy and a hard slap to the face of my morals - or lack thereof.

I suppose if I am on the topic of honesty I should be rephrasing my initial paragraph to admit that the woman was 16 and that I had poisoned her cat as part of my diabolical scheme to bed her. I may or may not have known that she was so young -the age of the lady folk in Cabo San Lucas are all hard to figure.

Dorice sends you her regards.

Until we meet again,

The Consultant

kam. but not in a weird way.

its funny how someone can always be there for me, even some couple thousand miles away.

Yep, kam gets my gold star.

to be honest, I saw your name browsing the forum and realized how much I used to love each new correspondence with Dorice.

Perhaps I will have Dorice write a personal message to you in the near future. She is a remarkable woman - the only female that I have respected in my life as I never knew my own mother.

mickey =(

f u

invention

beef

kosmicjelli oh yeah

you had your shot with me, but you chose that girl you married

no posts about nick yet?

It's not too late
But what have you done for me?

Slowly but surely, you have worked your way in

tryinmorning

Fuct

Oh my God it's The Consultant!