Post subject: "an ode to ground beef cooked to 160 degrees fahrenheit
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:24 pm
Jim's Pal
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:49 pm Posts: 2525 Location: South Philadelphia Gender: Male
cheeseburger, so fucking good
eat burger, i wish i fucking could
cheeseburger, what a meal
wendy's triple burger, what a deal
got a thirst for ground beef
it cant be quenched
melted cheese and in ketchup drenched
my facination may fuckin scare you
like an angry cow running after you
cheeseburger, so fucking good
eat burger, i wish i fucking could
cheeseburger, what a meal
wendy's triple burger, what a deal
i've got a burger on my plate
warm cheese melted over ground beef
I've got a stomach inside of me
In the mood for a fucking serious feast
cheeseburger, so fucking good
eat burger, i wish i fucking could
cheeseburger, what a meal
wendy's triple burger, what a deal
CHEESEBURGER! youre the one
I get heartburg but its worth the fun
of consuming you with your pickles and cheese
you satisfy my intestinal needs
hold the mayo...bitches.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
Mmmmm .... gimme 150!
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:59 am Posts: 18643 Location: Raleigh, NC Gender: Male
Tried to amend my carnivorous habits.
Made it nearly seventy days,
Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds,
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays.
But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat.
Not zucchini, fettuccini, or bulger wheat,
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat.
Cheeseburger is paradise.
Heaven on earth with an onion slice.
Not too particular, not too precise.
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.
I like mine with lettuce and tomato,
Heinz Fifty-seven and French fried potatoes.
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.
Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer
For my cheeseburger in paradise.
Verse 2:
Heard about the old time sailor men,
They eat the same thing again and again;
Warm beer and bread they say could raise the dead.
Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn.
But times have changed for sailors these days.
When I'm in port I get what I need;
Not just Havanas or banana or daiquiris,
But that American creation on which I feed!
Cheeseburger is paradise medium rare with mustard'd be nice
Not too particular, not too precise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draught beer
Well, good god Almighty which way do I steer
For a cheeseburger in paradise
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice.
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise;
To be a cheeseburger in paradise.
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
Athletic Supporter wrote:
I just ate there last week. It was great. I recommend drinking the Incommunicado.
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
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