somewhere, someone needs some

somewhere, some lark-throated alpha male is conniving a means to bed twice that which he normally beds

BUT WHAT DOES HE SAY AND/OR USE

it could be the allure of a promise to upgrade from a subway six-inch to a quizno's torpedo, but likely not

it could be a bribe in the form of a new shimano spinning reel, though it might not as well

the bravura awarded by one's possession of 2% of a message board's total posts can only help

i have yet to consider the possibility that the reverse may also be the case, that some nubile young lass may be at this very moment trying to persuade a reluctant other to view and interact for the first time with that which gives a man his anatomical distinction and splendor

do you need an ear, friend?

a trip to the petting zoo and all its carnal olfactory bliss should certainly not be off the table

a blind man walks past the fish market and says "good morning, ladies"

perhaps a laminated collage of the liner notes from all of leonard cohen's offerings will flip the switch

this thread is not meant to be consumed in the release forum, as subsequent posts shall doubtlessly make plain

promise of lucid, as-yet-untold insights into The Mamasan Trilogy might entice a particular type

perhaps an appeal to the underappreciated competitive female spirit is in order by way of a snatch plume-off

promises of eventual abortion should the circumstance emerge is likely to appeal to the type to self-select into such an arrangement

a meeting of davinci code enthusiasts would seem to be a place to make some real hay

imagine if genital physiology was similar to gastrointestinal physiology and a longing for intercourse was audibly evident

YEP SHE'S RARIN' TO GO I JUST HEARD HER C*NT RUMBLE

a ceremony lamenting the demise of jason castro's meniscus would likely be quite unfruitful

i just PMed spike for a few pro-tips