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Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

pretty much everything in braveheart was total bullshit

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

Alex · **Posted:** Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:08 pm

i always figured the best medieval warfare duty would be manning the arrowslits

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

thodoks wrote:

AF

PU

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

just another buzz killington thread

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

and those "rapid fire" trebuchets in kingdom of heaven? come the fuck on.

Alex · **Posted:** Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:15 pm

i bet only the coxcombic warriors opted for the brigandines

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

i also have a problem with the cinematic depictions of shit blowing up in space.

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

given2trade's birthday is my hollywood festivus.

Alex · **Posted:** Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:29 pm

dennis hopper is the given2trade of show business while kelsey grammar is clearly its thodoks

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:36 pm

Where's Bateman?

Harmless · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 11395

I don't get this, but I want to be enlightened.

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

thodoks wrote:

:?

frequent references to your slender build makes, in my mind, david hyde pierce your true show business avatar.

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

when i enter a room i usually give everyone a chance to catch their breath and comprehend that my beauty is, in fact, real

Alex · **Posted:** Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:43 pm

we need to go deeper

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

Alex · **Posted:** Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:46 pm

the intersection of dandiness and sagacity

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

they meet at 19 water street, hired hand

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

camelot, for some.

medieval warfare