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Electromatic
 Post subject: Dear Tempur-pedic
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:59 pm 
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Why don't you make furniture other than beds? Would like to have a Tempur-Pedic couch.... thanks.

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intercourse is made difficult by these fauxm contraptions

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Electromatic
 Post subject: Re: Dear Tempur-pedic
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thodoks wrote:
intercourse is made difficult by these fauxm contraptions



This is a falsehood. They are very comfy for coitus.

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Alex
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there's only one way to solve this. pair up, gentleman. we'll flip this coin for first pick. electromatic, call it.

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thodoks wrote:
intercourse is made difficult by these fauxm contraptions

No bounce-back.

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cutuphalfdead wrote:
thodoks wrote:
intercourse is made difficult by these fauxm contraptions

No bounce-back.


you know what else can't bounce back?.......the Astros
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Doug RR wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
thodoks wrote:
intercourse is made difficult by these fauxm contraptions

No bounce-back.


you know what else can't bounce back?.......the Astros

This is true.

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thodoks
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Doug RR wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
thodoks wrote:
intercourse is made difficult by these fauxm contraptions

No bounce-back.


you know what else can't bounce back?.......the Astros

the astros and gold have little in common

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Electromatic wrote:
thodoks wrote:
intercourse is made difficult by these fauxm contraptions



This is a falsehood. They are very comfy for coitus.



Truth. I have the Ikea version (all foam, no springs) and it's all good.

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50% of pregnancies conceived on fake Tempur-Pedic mattresses end with stupid babies.

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We just got a temper pedic this past saturday.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
thodoks wrote:
intercourse is made difficult by these fauxm contraptions

No bounce-back.


This is why I only have sexual intercourse on trampolines.

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Beef wrote:
50% of pregnancies conceived on fake Tempur-Pedic mattresses end with stupid babies.


The misconception is that it's the bed. In reality, it's simply the common users' genetic pools.

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you will all soon regret slagging my sexual prowess

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thodoks wrote:
you will all soon regret slagging my sexual prowess

:poke:

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thodoks wrote:
you will all soon regret slagging my sexual prowess



He's climbing in yo window snatching yo people up.......

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Alex wrote:
thodoks wrote:
you will all soon regret slagging my sexual prowess

:poke:

my progeny will be modded before chud

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Alex
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thodoks wrote:
Alex wrote:
thodoks wrote:
you will all soon regret slagging my sexual prowess

:poke:

my progeny will be modded before chud

sometimes vestiges of order and justice emerge from this cold, indifferent universe

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Alex wrote:
thodoks wrote:
Alex wrote:
thodoks wrote:
you will all soon regret slagging my sexual prowess

:poke:

my progeny will be modded before chud

sometimes vestiges of order and justice emerge from this cold, indifferent universe


Depends on where you're looking.

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Alex
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Gods' Die wrote:
Alex wrote:
thodoks wrote:
Alex wrote:
thodoks wrote:
you will all soon regret slagging my sexual prowess

:poke:

my progeny will be modded before chud

sometimes vestiges of order and justice emerge from this cold, indifferent universe


Depends on where you're looking.

kansas city

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