Ok, i didnt drink last night and was unable to sleep. Thats fine, thats pretty standard for me. i know i have that i have to deal with.

BUT.

alcohol withdrawal would explain me not sleeping. but tonight, i drank a liter of 100 proof vodka and smoked a few bowls of ok weed, and this was like 2 hours ago, and im still wide fucking awake at 5:21 am. about 42 hours. differential diagnosis... GO

You drank a litre of 100 proof vodka?

have you tried jacking off?

Would you even be able to find it after drinking that much?

The important thing is that you made a thread about it.

Forgive me but I don't have one. I had to ask.

ever try pushing a rope?

I hope one day to stand forehead to forehead with you once more.

lupus

you didn't drink enough.

I don't know i'm just a dentist.

sounds like you have aids

maybe try horse tranquilizers?

The differential diagnosis, sir, is that you are...what's that word...awake.

Good news is there's nothing to worry about. Consistent symptoms of this affliction very rarely continue after one week's time.

ka-ching

you live on elm street?

so the overwhelming concensus is: im fine and have absolutely nothing at all to worry about, ever?

we used different acceptable spellings of the same word, but to answer your question.... yes.

yes. i liked it, and kept it up on a pretty much daily basis since i discovered it.