Red Mosquito • View topic - Things overheard during lenny's new car purchase

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

“So I won’t have to put any of these doors on myself, right?”

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

“I don’t really want Sirius because I’m only going to use the Belle & Sebastian channel anyway.”

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

“What do you mean my Netflix queue can’t be used as collateral?”

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

“How much extra is it to make these floormats resistant to Frosty stains?”

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

“’Haggling’ sounds a lot like ‘huggles’ bro, lol.”

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

“Yeah, I used to just tell the folks at the Pontiac dealership that my loin residue was actually weeping willow sap lol.”

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Fri May 06, 2011 5:59 pm

"Where's the crank?"

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

“I’m sorry Mr. Whacker but there is no ’30,000 post‘ rebate.”

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

“No, I really need four doors because I’m really into multiple points of entry.”

Alex · **Posted:** Fri May 06, 2011 6:01 pm

"do you have this in any color other than black?"

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

“Yeah, I looked at the RX-8 but it made me look like a tool.”

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Fri May 06, 2011 6:01 pm

"I'm positive this will fit in the lane for the Chic-Fil-A drive through"

Alex · **Posted:** Fri May 06, 2011 6:04 pm

"i know it's a strange request, but could you knock a couple thousand off if you give me one without any passenger seats?"

Alex · **Posted:** Fri May 06, 2011 6:05 pm

"i just don't think i deserve the usb port"

Alex · **Posted:** Fri May 06, 2011 6:07 pm

"i'm sorry but i can't do this unless you slip that arby's coupon booklet into the deal"

Alex · **Posted:** Fri May 06, 2011 6:08 pm

"the speakers aren't too loud, are they?"

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

"Does this color make me look like I work in Human Resources?"

Alex · **Posted:** Fri May 06, 2011 6:13 pm

"this trunk storage net is perfect for securing my cleats"

Alex · **Posted:** Fri May 06, 2011 6:15 pm

"could you hand me that pen? sorry"

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

"Doing donuts? Oh heavens no."

Things overheard during lenny's new car purchase