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knee tunes · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 8:53 pm

(Think of your favorite joke's punch line.
No joke here, just the punchline)

"Comb your hair and put your teeth back in, you look like your mother"

godeatgod · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 9:22 pm

are you not glad I did not say oranje

durdencommatyler · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 9:39 pm

"What do I look like, your typewriter?!"

Mecca · **Posted:** Tue May 10, 2011 9:43 pm

"rectum damn near killed him"

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 2:42 am

Put it on my bill.

Skitch Patterson · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 2:46 am

ketchup.

Beef · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 2:49 am

Spiders with no legs are deaf.

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

getting the blood out of the clown costume

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

Waits for Charlie to ruin this thread by posting the joke.

knee tunes · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 5:21 am

My other favorite:

"If you think I'm going to gargle after she washes her ass in that, you're crazy!"

knee tunes · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 5:22 am

Ok, one more

"No. I'm getting a black leather couch next week and I just wanted to see where it would look good"

1/2faithfull · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 3:16 pm

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 3:20 pm

A pizza can feed two kids...

durdencommatyler · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 3:28 pm

You should try the mashed potatoes.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 3:29 pm

I'm a frayed knot.

Alex · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 3:34 pm

I will then probably watch 30 Rock and do push ups and sit ups between episodes.

Kosmicjelli · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 3:40 pm

If Im going to be impotent... Im gonna dress impotent.

The Wind Fish · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 3:58 pm

Because she was a woman

The Wind Fish · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 3:59 pm

Zero: emo kids would rather sit around bitching about being in the dark

Alex · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:10 pm

and that's why 62strat is the personification of a jon krakauer novel

Favorite Punch Line