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 Post subject: Awesome Bar Graffiti
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 12:54 pm 
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So last night, I got the opportunity to go to the bar. As the evening progressed, I had to make a stop in the restroom. I elected for the urinal, and began reading the literature written on the walls. Some of the more standard fare was there "Christina Sucks," "I'll Kick Your Ass!," and "Ronnie is a fag."

then i ran across this gem.

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 Post subject: Re: Awesome Bar Graffiti
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 1:44 pm 
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I can appreciate someone with a good sense of humor. I'd give that a 10....given the chosen medium for delivery. Hilarious.


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 Post subject: Re: Awesome Bar Graffiti
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 2:22 pm 
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Gino's East in Chicago is a great place to do some Graffiti.

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P.S> I know you dont like my crazy comments but I actually enjoy good graffiti as an art form. Trains, walls, sidewalks....my favorite artist started out as a graffiti artist.

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Toy Story 2 was better than ok.

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 Post subject: Re: Awesome Bar Graffiti
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skitch patterson- nice one.


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 Post subject: Re: Awesome Bar Graffiti
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 Post subject: Re: Awesome Bar Graffiti
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This is a Demetri Martin joke.

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 Post subject: Re: Awesome Bar Graffiti
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http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2008 ... kay-trend/

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 Post subject: Re: Awesome Bar Graffiti
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ah yes. fuck i remember that now


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 Post subject: Re: Awesome Bar Graffiti
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Simple Torture wrote:
This is a Demetri Martin joke.

not a huge Demetri Martin fan in general, but this is pretty hilarious.


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 Post subject: Re: Awesome Bar Graffiti
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Simple Torture wrote:
This is a Demetri Martin joke.

I guess I dont watch enough TV.


ugh...

my feelings about TV is "turn that shit off and get your groove on"

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 Post subject: Re: Awesome Bar Graffiti
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Good point.

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 Post subject: Re: Awesome Bar Graffiti
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One of my favorite things to do drunk now is buy a drink for a random table of girls. Last night was no exception. Its fun because i have no intention or desire to take one home, etc. A bar is just more fun if you're talking to women. So the 3 girls we bought drinks for last night? 2 Morticians and a Midwife.

weird shit folks- if only because they had been at bells on wednesday about an hour and half after I left.


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 Post subject: Re: Awesome Bar Graffiti
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Skitch Patterson wrote:
So the 3 girls we bought drinks for last night? 2 Morticians and a Midwife.

You should have put The Circle of Life on the jukebox.

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bart d. wrote:
Skitch Patterson wrote:
So the 3 girls we bought drinks for last night? 2 Morticians and a Midwife.

You should have put The Circle of Life on the jukebox.

You don't know how badly I wanted to discuss the methodology of Shiner and Dr. Julianna Cox.


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One of the best conversations I've ever had was with a midwife. It involved placenta consumption and LeBron James.

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Skitch Patterson wrote:
One of my favorite things to do drunk now is buy a drink for a random table of girls. Last night was no exception. Its fun because i have no intention or desire to take one home, etc. A bar is just more fun if you're talking to women. So the 3 girls we bought drinks for last night? 2 Morticians and a Midwife.

weird shit folks- if only because they had been at bells on wednesday about an hour and half after I left.

they were channeling you for drinks

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Kosmicjelli wrote:
Skitch Patterson wrote:
One of my favorite things to do drunk now is buy a drink for a random table of girls. Last night was no exception. Its fun because i have no intention or desire to take one home, etc. A bar is just more fun if you're talking to women. So the 3 girls we bought drinks for last night? 2 Morticians and a Midwife.

weird shit folks- if only because they had been at bells on wednesday about an hour and half after I left.

they were channeling you for drinks


They got one each.
When they ordered them drinks they already had a creepy guy at their table.


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Skitch Patterson wrote:
Kosmicjelli wrote:
Skitch Patterson wrote:
One of my favorite things to do drunk now is buy a drink for a random table of girls. Last night was no exception. Its fun because i have no intention or desire to take one home, etc. A bar is just more fun if you're talking to women. So the 3 girls we bought drinks for last night? 2 Morticians and a Midwife.

weird shit folks- if only because they had been at bells on wednesday about an hour and half after I left.

they were channeling you for drinks


They got one each.
When they ordered them drinks they already had a creepy guy at their table.

well what do you expect two were morticians... I bet they had some interesting stories though.

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Kosmicjelli wrote:
Skitch Patterson wrote:
Kosmicjelli wrote:
Skitch Patterson wrote:
One of my favorite things to do drunk now is buy a drink for a random table of girls. Last night was no exception. Its fun because i have no intention or desire to take one home, etc. A bar is just more fun if you're talking to women. So the 3 girls we bought drinks for last night? 2 Morticians and a Midwife.

weird shit folks- if only because they had been at bells on wednesday about an hour and half after I left.

they were channeling you for drinks


They got one each.
When they ordered them drinks they already had a creepy guy at their table.

well what do you expect two were morticians... I bet they had some interesting stories though.

hell if i remember.


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