Red Mosquito • View topic - I like to weigh myself before and after shits.....

badabing · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:50 pm **Posts:** 2792

6/9

no change

godeatgod · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:12 pm

I hope you keep an on going poop journal in this thread

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:34 pm

badabing

given2trade · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:40 pm

I do something similar except I weigh myself before and after I ejaculate.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:44 pm

given2trade wrote:

I do something similar except I weigh myself before and after I ejaculate.

How much did you weigh after this one?

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

given2trade · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:45 pm

given2trade · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:46 pm

I look so strong in that photo. It's simply not true.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:46 pm

On second thought it looks more like someone is about to lose some on you.

spelunking · **Joined:** Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:35 am **Posts:** 362

what unit of measurement are you using badabing?

badabing · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:50 pm **Posts:** 2792

Pounds....the issue is I use a digital scale which rounds off on a 1/2lb so I could be dropping precious ounces and it doesn't show. It's a real bummer. Also I poop like a rabbit....like 10-20 marbles so I really have to push and push and push to get a decent amount. It's a lot of work. So I keep hoping to get something from my effort in the form of losing weight. I'm usually disappointed. In the spirit of full disclosure I also like to smell my hand after I wipe. Luckily it always smells fine since my rabbit poo is hard as a rock. 99% of the time you see nothing on the paper. My farts don't smell either.

godeatgod · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:34 pm

spelunking · **Joined:** Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:35 am **Posts:** 362

godeatgod- i almost regretted my question until badabing mentioned smelling his hand.

godeatgod · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:23 am

in the future we'll just eat some pills that will make us not poop

Play C3 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:42 am

.8 is my record

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:38 pm

my fiance and i do this and compare.

she dropped a 1.5 pounder the other day. impressive.

Mickey · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:29 pm

I violently expelled everything in my body last night and dropped a few pounds. Eat bad chinese food, lose weight.

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:04 am

There's no such thing as bad chinese food. In fact when it comes to chinese, the cheaper the better.

mastaflatch · **Posted:** Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:12 am

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:14 am

Owl_Farmer wrote:

There's no such thing as bad chinese food. In fact when it comes to chinese, the cheaper the better.

This statement is so untrue.

I like to weigh myself before and after shits.....

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