Chuck Norris has a beard. I believe with an extra fist in it.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down
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Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Chuck Norris’s penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.
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Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.
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this was actually a dictionary website until it said chuck norris spelled something wrong so he round house kicked it into this.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
I think thats my favorite.
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