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thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

i went to a wedding this weekend and told a girl at the bar that i was a blimp pilot

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

i was riding in a blimp this weekend and told a girl across the aisle that i was a wedding planner.

godeatgod · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:19 pm

yeah 'professional message boarder' doesn't always go over so well with the ladies

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

godeatgod wrote:

yeah 'professional message boarder' doesn't always go over so well with the ladies

your peacocking gambit needs work

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:20 pm

godeatgod wrote:

yeah 'professional message boarder' doesn't always go over so well with the ladies

This.

godeatgod · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:26 pm

Well you see, peaches come from a can they were put there by a man. In a factory downtown. And you might be interested to know that man is me.

62strat · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:28 pm

I told a lady I was a professional sheep herder at the bar this weekend.

She ended up attaching herself to my friend who went with the "im retired early" route.

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

i'm still fleshing out the details for my "sultan of nigeria" gambit

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:32 pm

thodoks wrote:

i'm still fleshing out the details for my "sultan of nigeria" gambit

Col. Sanders post.

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

Owl_Farmer wrote:

thodoks wrote:

i'm still fleshing out the details for my "sultan of nigeria" gambit

Col. Sanders post.

my next dinner party will have an apartheid theme

Red Mosquitoes · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:36 pm

importer/exporter never gets old.

Alex · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:37 pm

i like to wow strangers with tales of life as an MFA student in a mid-sized Floridian public university

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

Red Mosquitoes wrote:

importer/exporter never gets old.

if you're completely incapable of coming up with something original i suppose not

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

I can assure you, madam, that the megalodon is most certainly not extinct.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:51 pm

I just tend to embellish my actual profession.

bmacsmith · **Joined:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:52 pm **Posts:** 8288

Blimp Piloting is good work if you can get it.

godeatgod · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:57 pm

have any of you tried telling a girl you're an internet explorer

Red Mosquitoes · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:09 pm

thodoks wrote:

Red Mosquitoes wrote:

importer/exporter never gets old.

if you're completely incapable of coming up with something original i suppose not

hey champ, i can't help it that people want to know about the intricacies of the profession.

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:14 pm

thodoks wrote:

Owl_Farmer wrote:

thodoks wrote:

i'm still fleshing out the details for my "sultan of nigeria" gambit

Col. Sanders post.

my next dinner party will have an apartheid theme

I'll bring the vuvuzelas

ScottZeagle · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:27 pm

Back when I had short hair, a drunk chick in Vegas swore that I was Tim Robbins....so I rolled with it.

:wink:

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