Red Mosquito • View topic - Fuck Human Bass and his Lame Thread Titles (Cars 2)

Human Bass · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:23 pm

Original Thread Title: Not even Pixar is perfect.

So, even those guys can fail. Cars 2 is being reported as quite meh and is currently 40% in RT.

The first Cars that already wasn't that great managed a 74%. The fact is that Pixar got greedy, because Cars made them so much money in the form of merchandise thanks to brats convicing their parents to buy a lunchpack with that rad red car on it.

1/2faithfull · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:26 pm

you know what? FUCK pixar

Human Bass · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:27 pm

1/2faithfull wrote:

you know what? FUCK pixar

Would you hate them less since they fucked up?

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:33 pm

I wonder if this will feature Ryan Dunn's trademark slapping-my-knee-in-hilarity brand of automobile comedy.

Patrick Bateman · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:35 pm

Owl_Farmer wrote:

I wonder if this will feature Ryan Dunn's trademark slapping-my-knee-in-hilarity brand of automobile comedy.

hahaha that's an awesome reference to the thread where you were a complete tool! So hilarious!

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:36 pm

Hate to break this to you Bateman, but Ryan Dunn has been an official RM schtick going on 48 hours now. I'm hardly the only one doing this, but I always welcome the attention granted to me by, well... you.

Patrick Bateman · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:40 pm

Owl_Farmer wrote:

Hate to break this to you Bateman, but Ryan Dunn has been an official RM schtick going on 48 hours now. I'm hardly the only one doing this, but I always welcome the attention granted to me by, well... you.

wow a 48h shtick you say? Man, how out of it must i be. You must feel compelled to go with it, especially since it's really unfunny.

MF · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:41 pm

Did anybody really believe Cars 2 was meant to do anything besides sell boatloads of merchandise? If it gives them the capital to take on more original projects in the future than i'll accept it.

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:42 pm

chud wrote:

Posting! Glorious Posting!

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

this is the kind of thread i'd like to get in on on the ground floor

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:09 pm

God forbid something happens to Owen Wilson right before opening night of Cars 2.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:11 pm

I'm distressed.

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:12 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

I'm distressed.

How is that ~~news~~postworthy?

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:13 pm

Owl_Farmer wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

I'm distressed.

How is that ~~news~~postworthy?

Wait, that was just shtick in the Ryan Dunn thread? I hadn't a clue.

bmacsmith · **Joined:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:52 pm **Posts:** 8288

i think Cars was their biggest toy seller. i think they did this one strictly for the cash.

badabing · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:50 pm **Posts:** 2792

It's for little kids.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:41 pm

I think Cars and A Bug's Life are the only Pixar features i've yet to see.

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

really excited for up 2

paaks · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:42 pm

MF wrote:

Did anybody really believe Cars 2 was meant to do anything besides sell boatloads of merchandise? If it gives them the capital to take on more original projects in the future than i'll accept it.

Exactly, plus who cares how good it is, kids love it. If you want to watch a "real" pixar movie you can put on one the other 10 great ones. You're certainly not going to put on Cars.

Seriously though, I put the Cars DVD on, and my 2 year old goes into zombie mode, literally. Sits in front of the TV, eyes wide open, drool running down his face. Looks like he just had a lobotomy.

EllisEamos · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:58 pm

paaks wrote:

Sits in front of the TV, eyes wide open, drool running down his face. Looks like he just had a lobotomy.

ryan dunn?

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