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What it is: The RM Interview Series is a way to get to know other members of the board and hopefully bring the community together a bit. Every few days or so, a new interview will start and an old interview will be locked and archived. Please try to keep this thread only about the person being interviewed. When it's your turn, you're welcome to talk about yourself as much as you want.

How it works: All questions and answers will stay in this stickied thread; all questions are optional however. When interest in the current person begins to die down, they will then choose (via PM) the next person to be interviewed. The person will also PM a mod to get the new interview started.

This is supposed to be fun! Hopefully there will be a mix of both serious and humorous questions (and answers!)



The following are general questions asked at the start of each new interview.

Name:
Gender:
Age:
Location:
Picture (optional):
Website (yours or a favorite):
Favorite PJ song:
Favorite PJ album:

Do you promise to be a better interviewee than nah or spelunking?
Will the mods sticky this?
Will you take up arms with me if they do not?
What's your favorite primate?
Pencils or pens?

what happened with given2trades money?

What asian culture would best compare to the southerners of the U.S.?

Name: Jim Nasium
Gender: M
Age: 30
Location: Tentacle porn factory
Picture (optional):
Website (yours or a favorite): http://eztv.it/
Favorite PJ song: I Got ID
Favorite PJ album: Yield

What the hell are you doing in Japan

Do you promise to be a better interviewee than nah or spelunking? Absorutery
Will the mods sticky this? Already done
Will you take up arms with me if they do not? I was about to recruit some spambots
What's your favorite primate? Went to a place called "Monkey Park" here once. The most depressing place I've ever been to. You think people in Japan live in small spaces, you should see the monkey cages But on the plus side they had this sign.


Anyways, favorite primate? Lemur
Pencils or pens? Pens for sure. Pencils are pussies. They write too lightly, and break easily.

what happened with given2trades money? True story. I have an envelope in my closet with his money in it. It says G2T￥

What the hell are you doing in Japan　Came for a wedding at first. Absolutely loved it here. So after Uni and a getting a crappy job I said fuck it and came back. Best decision of my life. Will probably live here until I die. Of fugu poisoning.

Do you glow in the dark?

Wouldn't you rather have had an actual voice interview with theplatypus than this??

What asian culture would best compare to the southerners of the U.S.? Uyoku dantai



Basically they drive around the streets using their loudspeakers to spout propaganda

Do you glow in the dark? My washing machine definitely does. Ordered it online right before the quake. Turns out the companies warehouse is in Tohoku. Earthquake happens, my washing machine was stuck there for 3 weeks. Finally made it's way here. Don't even have to plug it in and it still runs

Wouldn't you rather have had an actual voice interview with theplatypus than this??

Gotta take it

Tell us some freaky Japanese sex stories.

Tell us some freaky Japanese sex stories.

There was this ex-navy guy who used to live here. Absolutely nuts. I have a million stories about him. Anyways, he would fuck anything he could get his hands on. So he's at a bar one night and an older couple sit at the table and start chatting. Maybe they're in their late 40's early 50's. The guy basically says "I want you to fuck my wife" in Japanese. Him being the gentleman that he is says "Of course good sir. I will take you up on your fine offer." So they head back to the older couple's house. They get there, get comfortable. Older guy leaves the room. So Navy guy starts getting it on with this lady. It's almost penetration time, and there's a problem. Older lady can't get wet enough. She says "Hold on a second" and goes out of the room. Now, what would you think she would come back with? Some astroglide? A lubricated condom? Nope, she comes back with.
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an egg. She lays back down, cracks it, and opens it up. Would that deter Navy guy? Of course not. So they're banging, and Navy guy hears something and turns around. The woman's husband is back, naked, hard, and ready to join in. Navy guy tells him no fucking way, pushes him over, gets his clothes back on, and goes back home

This interview just got real....

i guess this means the egg did come before the chicken after all.

#womp