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the office
“What’s the weather like up there?”
“Oh I’ve heard that before.”
“They must have put you in a grow bag when you were little did they?”
“That’s an old one.”
“Let’s grow ourselves a big lanky goggle-eyed freak of a son.”
“Alright calm down mate, there’s no need to get offensive.”
“No no, I was joining in-”
“I didn’t call you fatty as soon as I saw you.”
“No I was joining in with-”
“Just don’t have a go at the eyes, cos that is a stigmatism I’ve had from the age of five, so that’s what make them a bit bulbous, so don’t just...I didn’t call you the whale-man or like blubber-man.”
“Yeah but I don’t go round calling myself the mongboy.”
“Well I don’t either, I call myself the Oggmonster.”
“I’m not gonna call you the Oggmonster.”
“Well that’s my name-”
“No it’s not, what’s your real name?”
“Nathan.”
“It’s a good name.”
“Is it?”
“Yes. I’ll call you Nathan.”
“I didn’t call you fatty, so-” (Oggy runs off, crying)
“What is, what’s the matter with him?”
awesome
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pick a scene from seinfeld.....any scene....
the festivus episode is the 1st to jump to mind, but they are all awesome.
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stip wrote:
In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
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Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
Cal Varnsen wrote:
pick a scene from seinfeld.....any scene....
the festivus episode is the 1st to jump to mind, but they are all awesome.
my fav is in my sig line, the marine biologist, is that i titleist
the sea was angry that day my friends!! like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli....
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stip wrote:
In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
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Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
Cal Varnsen wrote:
Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
Cal Varnsen wrote:
pick a scene from seinfeld.....any scene....
the festivus episode is the 1st to jump to mind, but they are all awesome.
my fav is in my sig line, the marine biologist, is that i titleist
the sea was angry that day my friends!! like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli....
i found myself face to face with the blowhole
i said EASY, BIG FELLA!!!!! I could see directly into the eye of the big fish...
mammal.
whatever......
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stip wrote:
In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
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I always laugh at the scene in the first episode of The Cosby Show, where Theo gives Cliff the big heartfelt speech about loving him for being a "regular person," to which Cliff replies, "Son.......that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life!"
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lunkin wrote:
i liked the seinfeld episode where george had a uncontrollable wink because grapefruit juice got in his eye
that stuff is like acid!!
pulp moves baby!
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stip wrote:
In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
The Simpsons has had so many.
"Relaaaaaxxxxxx...stupid."
"Marge, I guarantee you peace of mind." "I want the deadliest gun you have, please."
Marge to Bill Clinton: "That's a pretty lousy thing to teach to children!" Clinton: "Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president."
"I hear you're swearing in the basement. May I join you? Crap boobs crap!" ... "Yeah, hell damn fart!
yeah i would say in the simpsons (just like seinfeld), almost every line is so funny.
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stip wrote:
In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
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Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
another seinfeld
you stole my jesus fish didnt ya
yeah.......thats right!
i'm going to hell, hell david!..how does that make you feel?
its gonna be rough.
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stip wrote:
In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
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