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"You will soon be crossing the great waters "

gonna search for the undying lands eh

It's been raining nonstop here since Sunday evening and is supposed to continue into tomorrow, so I think it means i'll be flash flooded and the only way to escape is to walk on the water into dry territory.

i had a great one yesterday but i can't use it here.

Why's that, Kev?

because i didn't get one today. i'm big on thread integrity.

Gotcha. I respect that. Can you pm it to me?

'don't come closer or i'll have to go'

i had chinese takeout for dinner tonight.

i'll report back shortly.

I carry a fortune around in my wallet at all times, next to my library card. It reads "Warning: Do not eat your fortune."

"Sell your ideas - they are totally acceptable."

I probably won't have an update for this thread again until Friday.

"To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have."

A coworker at one of my old jobs once got one of the old "Help I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory" fortunes and was genuinely concerned.

"You will win sucess in whatever calling you adopt."

"Lucky is the man who can count on both hands the ones he loves"

"Venture not in one boat."

"Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you."