Hey team, this has been something that's been going on for about 2 years by now and it's extremely annoying.

While I'm sleeping, there's about a 10% chance each sleep-wake cycle of mine that this will happen.

When it does happen, I'm otherwise forced to wake up and take care of the mess. What's the problem?

I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear.

I've been thinking I'm piddling in my underwear, much like 1-year-olds often do (only in diapers). I have no idea why this is happening.

How to stop it? That I don't know either. At least it's rare, but I would like it to stop.

I don't know what's different that I'm doing that's causing this to happen.

Once you get past puberty, it will go away.

You could try tossing off before bedtime, and that should help.

thanks!

Food as a meal?

Like:
Pizza (180) tops my list and is about the only thing I eat. Cheese pizza is about the only type I eat.

Hamburger Helper is at a very distant second (~20). It's this monstrous offset that causes me to have little interest in anything else.

Dislike:

Meat (-150). There's nothing less liked than meat, any kind of meat. I haven't had a single piece of meat in about 2 years! Other things include things that look rather scary (like a pineapple or kiwi).

Holiday?

Like:

Independence Day (because I can light fireworks; 350) and Christmas (because I get to open gifts; 300) are the only two that are worth noting.

The very distant third place is Halloween at just 1.2. Independence Day is nearly 300 times better, a huge difference.

Dislike:

Most any holiday where businesses are open at very odd hours or not open at all.

RM Day is only 0.5

do you guys know what site its from

You need to masturbate more.

I covered that in post #2.

I don't read posts.

Oh. OK.

this is the most dkfan9 thread i've ever seen

I'll say this, there's no green tint to my cum.

That's true. It's more of a teal.