Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm Posts: 13551 Location: is a jerk in wyoming Gender: Female
Lets face it, kids. Sooner or later we all end up having to deal with this type of situation.
Nope, not having to say "I love you".
These days, when interviewing for a new job, most companies use a bunch of stupid (behavioral related) questions to attempt to ascertain if you're a good fit in their corporate culture, and if you respond to issues in a manner that's consistent with the company mindset.
Mostly, I think it's bullshit unless dealing with questions about your skill set, but whatever- such is the way of the world.
One of the question often posed is-What three words would you use to describe yourself?
so have at it- gimme your answers. I'll post mine in a bit.
I'm sensing people are not taking this quite serious. :/
Sorry mary malice. That's probably the kind of answer I'd get if I asked the people I interview in my current labor market. It's a fucking terrible market right now in that any asshole can get a good paying job with no qualifications. Really sucks for me right now cause I can't hire decent people. I get burger king qualified people that want to be paid $25/hr to do sweet fuck all.
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm Posts: 13551 Location: is a jerk in wyoming Gender: Female
sherpahigh wrote:
malice wrote:
sherpahigh wrote:
bullshit fucking question
I'm sensing people are not taking this quite serious. :/
Sorry mary malice. That's probably the kind of answer I'd get if I asked the people I interview in my current labor market. It's a fucking terrible market right now in that any asshole can get a good paying job with no qualifications. Really sucks for me right now cause I can't hire decent people. I get burger king qualified people that want to be paid $25/hr to do sweet fuck all.
I'm kinda surprised to hear this- I was under the impression it's a Pro-Company economy right now and there are tons of job applicants for them to choose from. Must be industry related.
In the professional markets (or at least the ones I deal with), there's so much corporate generated crap like this being used to hire people that it's to your benefit as a job seeker to have canned answers ready and waiting.
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm Posts: 13551 Location: is a jerk in wyoming Gender: Female
Ironically- here's a corporate email that was just sent to me only moments ago:
Why did you choose to work for us?
Someone probably asked you this question when you first joined the company. Now, whether it has been six months or ten years, (COMPANY NAME DELETED BY MALICE) wants to know why continue to work here. Maybe you’re motivated as a result of seeing how your work directly impacts the company’s success. Maybe the company’s tuition reimbursement program helped you obtain an advanced degree. Maybe it’s as simple as having the opportunity to engage with great people. Who knows? The truth is you are the only one who can answer this question. You’ve been selected in an random sampling to share why you enjoy working at (COMPANY NAME DELETED BY MALICE). Please take a moment to write a one to two sentence summary. Feel free to have fun with it! (i.e. I was called into work for a “meeting,” while my teammates really just wanted to surprise me with decorations and lunch for my birthday!) Your feedback will be shared with prospective employees to give them a better understanding of our culture. Please reply to this email with your responses as soon as you have the chance. Please let me know if you have any questions.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:08 am Posts: 22978 Gender: Male
malice wrote:
Ironically- here's a corporate email that was just sent to me only moments ago:
Why did you choose to work for us?
Someone probably asked you this question when you first joined the company. Now, whether it has been six months or ten years, (COMPANY NAME DELETED BY MALICE) wants to know why continue to work here. Maybe you’re motivated as a result of seeing how your work directly impacts the company’s success. Maybe the company’s tuition reimbursement program helped you obtain an advanced degree. Maybe it’s as simple as having the opportunity to engage with great people. Who knows? The truth is you are the only one who can answer this question. You’ve been selected in an random sampling to share why you enjoy working at (COMPANY NAME DELETED BY MALICE). Please take a moment to write a one to two sentence summary. Feel free to have fun with it! (i.e. I was called into work for a “meeting,” while my teammates really just wanted to surprise me with decorations and lunch for my birthday!) Your feedback will be shared with prospective employees to give them a better understanding of our culture. Please reply to this email with your responses as soon as you have the chance. Please let me know if you have any questions.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:40 am Posts: 25451 Location: 111 Archer Ave.
I love it when impersonal directions suddenly break the fourth wall and try to inspire you to have fun by getting excited about the prospect of you having fun. ie "feel free to have fun with it!"
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Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm Posts: 13551 Location: is a jerk in wyoming Gender: Female
Skitch Patterson wrote:
malice wrote:
Ironically- here's a corporate email that was just sent to me only moments ago:
Why did you choose to work for us?
Someone probably asked you this question when you first joined the company. Now, whether it has been six months or ten years, (COMPANY NAME DELETED BY MALICE) wants to know why continue to work here. Maybe you’re motivated as a result of seeing how your work directly impacts the company’s success. Maybe the company’s tuition reimbursement program helped you obtain an advanced degree. Maybe it’s as simple as having the opportunity to engage with great people. Who knows? The truth is you are the only one who can answer this question. You’ve been selected in an random sampling to share why you enjoy working at (COMPANY NAME DELETED BY MALICE). Please take a moment to write a one to two sentence summary. Feel free to have fun with it! (i.e. I was called into work for a “meeting,” while my teammates really just wanted to surprise me with decorations and lunch for my birthday!) Your feedback will be shared with prospective employees to give them a better understanding of our culture. Please reply to this email with your responses as soon as you have the chance. Please let me know if you have any questions.
Not answering it, btw...
ya- and the fact that if I answered it I'd just get myself fired anyhow speaks to keeping one's opinions to oneself...
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm Posts: 13551 Location: is a jerk in wyoming Gender: Female
washing machine wrote:
I love it when impersonal directions suddenly break the fourth wall and try to inspire you to have fun by getting excited about the prospect of you having fun. ie "feel free to have fun with it!"
This company is rife with this kind of stuff- it's rather depressing
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