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 Post subject: Three Little Words
PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:47 pm 
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Lets face it, kids. Sooner or later we all end up having to deal with this type of situation.

Nope, not having to say "I love you".

These days, when interviewing for a new job, most companies use a bunch of stupid (behavioral related) questions to attempt to ascertain if you're a good fit in their corporate culture, and if you respond to issues in a manner that's consistent with the company mindset.

Mostly, I think it's bullshit unless dealing with questions about your skill set, but whatever- such is the way of the world.

One of the question often posed is-What three words would you use to describe yourself?

so have at it- gimme your answers.
I'll post mine in a bit.

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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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62strat wrote:
Im fucking awesome


fail, enjoy your job at burger king though.

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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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bullshit fucking question

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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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sherpahigh wrote:
bullshit fucking question


I'm sensing people are not taking this quite serious. :/

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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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malice wrote:
sherpahigh wrote:
bullshit fucking question


I'm sensing people are not taking this quite serious. :/


Sorry mary malice. That's probably the kind of answer I'd get if I asked the people I interview in my current labor market. It's a fucking terrible market right now in that any asshole can get a good paying job with no qualifications. Really sucks for me right now cause I can't hire decent people. I get burger king qualified people that want to be paid $25/hr to do sweet fuck all. :x

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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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The last 3 people I've hired I did so based on them answering yes to the following three questions:

Can you read a tape measure?
Can you get here by 8am M-F?
Can you start tomorrow?

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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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sherpahigh wrote:
malice wrote:
sherpahigh wrote:
bullshit fucking question


I'm sensing people are not taking this quite serious. :/


Sorry mary malice. That's probably the kind of answer I'd get if I asked the people I interview in my current labor market. It's a fucking terrible market right now in that any asshole can get a good paying job with no qualifications. Really sucks for me right now cause I can't hire decent people. I get burger king qualified people that want to be paid $25/hr to do sweet fuck all. :x


I'm kinda surprised to hear this- I was under the impression it's a Pro-Company economy right now and there are tons of job applicants for them to choose from. Must be industry related.

In the professional markets (or at least the ones I deal with), there's so much corporate generated crap like this being used to hire people that it's to your benefit as a job seeker to have canned answers ready and waiting.

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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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You want us to give you three little words that describe you, Mary Malice, right? That would be a decent thread.


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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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sherpahigh wrote:
The last 3 people I've hired I did so based on them answering yes to the following three questions:

Can you read a tape measure?
Can you get here by 8am M-F?
Can you start tomorrow?

hahaha- sorry, babe. I forget- what do you do?

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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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You want us to give you three little words that describe you, Mary Malice, right? That would be a decent thread.

you don't know shit about me, read.
At least not the image I present in a work atmosphere.

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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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malice wrote:
washing machine wrote:
You want us to give you three little words that describe you, Mary Malice, right? That would be a decent thread.

you don't know shit about me, read.
At least not the image I present in a work atmosphere.

*reid

We should start letting each other in, again. I listened to Lodger the other day and that always reminds me of the good times, Mary.


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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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washing machine wrote:
malice wrote:
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You want us to give you three little words that describe you, Mary Malice, right? That would be a decent thread.

you don't know shit about me, read.
At least not the image I present in a work atmosphere.

*reid

We should start letting each other in, again. I listened to Lodger the other day and that always reminds me of the good times, Mary.



Ok- here's my words-

1) Honest (indicates I'm trustworthy)
2) Intellectual (so they think I'm schmart)
3)Expressive (so they can see my creative side)

Pretty impressive, yeah?

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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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Those aren't little words, they're big words. I guess you are an intellectual though so I can't say I'm surprised.


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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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Ironically- here's a corporate email that was just sent to me only moments ago:

Why did you choose to work for us?

Someone probably asked you this question when you first joined the company. Now, whether it has been six months or ten years, (COMPANY NAME DELETED BY MALICE) wants to know why continue to work here. Maybe you’re motivated as a result of seeing how your work directly impacts the company’s success. Maybe the company’s tuition reimbursement program helped you obtain an advanced degree. Maybe it’s as simple as having the opportunity to engage with great people. Who knows? The truth is you are the only one who can answer this question.
You’ve been selected in an random sampling to share why you enjoy working at (COMPANY NAME DELETED BY MALICE). Please take a moment to write a one to two sentence summary. Feel free to have fun with it! (i.e. I was called into work for a “meeting,” while my teammates really just wanted to surprise me with decorations and lunch for my birthday!) Your feedback will be shared with prospective employees to give them a better understanding of our culture.
Please reply to this email with your responses as soon as you have the chance. Please let me know if you have any questions.


Not answering it, btw...

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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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malice wrote:
Ironically- here's a corporate email that was just sent to me only moments ago:

Why did you choose to work for us?

Someone probably asked you this question when you first joined the company. Now, whether it has been six months or ten years, (COMPANY NAME DELETED BY MALICE) wants to know why continue to work here. Maybe you’re motivated as a result of seeing how your work directly impacts the company’s success. Maybe the company’s tuition reimbursement program helped you obtain an advanced degree. Maybe it’s as simple as having the opportunity to engage with great people. Who knows? The truth is you are the only one who can answer this question.
You’ve been selected in an random sampling to share why you enjoy working at (COMPANY NAME DELETED BY MALICE). Please take a moment to write a one to two sentence summary. Feel free to have fun with it! (i.e. I was called into work for a “meeting,” while my teammates really just wanted to surprise me with decorations and lunch for my birthday!) Your feedback will be shared with prospective employees to give them a better understanding of our culture.
Please reply to this email with your responses as soon as you have the chance. Please let me know if you have any questions.


Not answering it, btw...


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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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I love it when impersonal directions suddenly break the fourth wall and try to inspire you to have fun by getting excited about the prospect of you having fun. ie "feel free to have fun with it!"


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Im sorry if that post was misleading. Those are actually my 3 words.


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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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Skitch Patterson wrote:
malice wrote:
Ironically- here's a corporate email that was just sent to me only moments ago:

Why did you choose to work for us?

Someone probably asked you this question when you first joined the company. Now, whether it has been six months or ten years, (COMPANY NAME DELETED BY MALICE) wants to know why continue to work here. Maybe you’re motivated as a result of seeing how your work directly impacts the company’s success. Maybe the company’s tuition reimbursement program helped you obtain an advanced degree. Maybe it’s as simple as having the opportunity to engage with great people. Who knows? The truth is you are the only one who can answer this question.
You’ve been selected in an random sampling to share why you enjoy working at (COMPANY NAME DELETED BY MALICE). Please take a moment to write a one to two sentence summary. Feel free to have fun with it! (i.e. I was called into work for a “meeting,” while my teammates really just wanted to surprise me with decorations and lunch for my birthday!) Your feedback will be shared with prospective employees to give them a better understanding of our culture.
Please reply to this email with your responses as soon as you have the chance. Please let me know if you have any questions.


Not answering it, btw...


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ya- and the fact that if I answered it I'd just get myself fired anyhow speaks to keeping one's opinions to oneself...

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 Post subject: Re: Three Little Words
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washing machine wrote:
I love it when impersonal directions suddenly break the fourth wall and try to inspire you to have fun by getting excited about the prospect of you having fun. ie "feel free to have fun with it!"

This company is rife with this kind of stuff- it's rather depressing

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