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theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:27 pm

I am so paralyzingly scared of rejection.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:28 pm

I think my penis should be bigger than it is. It's not small, by any standard (except porn actor standard I guess) but I think it should be bigger.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:28 pm

I don't get it. Any of it.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:32 pm

In my imaginary world where I am safe I am a multimillionaire rock star who is also a highly successful filmmaker and I am married to Marisa Tomei.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:34 pm

I hate that my alcohol tolerance level is so high because it costs a small fortune to get drunk.

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:35 pm

Losing weight instantly embiggens your member.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:37 pm

About two months ago I started working out 5 times a week. I feel great, but I hate every second of it.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:39 pm

The only reason I do relatively well with the ladies is because I'm good at feigning overflowing confidence.

62strat · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:42 pm

theplatypus wrote:

I hate that my alcohol tolerance level is so high because it costs a small fortune to get drunk.

This is my biggest concern in my life as well.

Alex · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:43 pm

i'm placing a one-year moratorium on turkey wraps

washing machine · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:43 pm

theplatypus wrote:

About two months ago I started working out 5 times a week. I feel great, but I hate every second of it.

I can relate to this with my newfound running regimen.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:45 pm

I recommend the following pages:
Love
Batman

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:48 pm

The main reason I'm not more into David Bowie is laziness.

washing machine · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:51 pm

I attribute sexes to numbers and letters. I also associate particular colors with particular numbers and letters, but in a much more vague way (like, the feelings of the colors.) It's often helped me with memorization.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:04 pm

I'm incredibly insecure. I just want to be loved and accepted.

withoutrings · **Joined:** Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:24 am **Posts:** 6234

Alex wrote:

i'm placing a one-year moratorium on turkey wraps

Milo Burke resents this resolution.

withoutrings · **Joined:** Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:24 am **Posts:** 6234

washing machine wrote:

I attribute sexes to numbers and letters. I also associate particular colors with particular numbers and letters, but in a much more vague way (like, the feelings of the colors.) It's often helped me with memorization.

I've come across synesthesthia twice in the past two weeks. First Brian Eno and the dude in Mgmt, and now you Reid.

washing machine · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:18 pm

withoutrings wrote:

washing machine wrote:

I attribute sexes to numbers and letters. I also associate particular colors with particular numbers and letters, but in a much more vague way (like, the feelings of the colors.) It's often helped me with memorization.

I've come across synesthesthia twice in the past two weeks. First Brian Eno and the dude in Mgmt, and now you Reid.

*Reid (though don't be fooled into thinking that Reid is red simply because of the similarity in the sounds of both words. For instance, Greed is Greed to me, not the color that Mr. Vedder suggests on Pearl Jam's seventh studio album.)

washing machine · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:19 pm

Real-Talk: that should be a much brighter red.

washing machine · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:21 pm

I don't think this is the same as synesthesia, though. This has something to do with my mind's eye, not my physical senses.

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