in this thread we discuss techniques dkfan9 can and will use to dominate the errant carnivores let loose from a private zanesville zoo, what responses he will give to family, frends, and the press following his heroics, and how he will utilize the carcasses of his slain fauna

i think that dr. thunder and chips ahoy crumbs would combine as an effective asian mist to be sprayed in the direction of an unwitting wolf

i hope employs his lariats solely on the slower beasts

"was tough, nice pelt tho"

I posit that dkfan himself favors contemplative stoicism over unruly savagery.

he's surely above barbaric testicular claws and eye rakes, but there's nevertheless a spartan in him that this madhouse will rouse

and just imagine the bragging rights that giving a gibbon a crimson mask would afford you at the Cincinnati MMA Club

Fighting off a savage baboon with one hand, rebutting Fukuyama with the other; nostrils aflare and eyes red with rage.

remit ye stags, skullcrusher

"await fighting siberian imo"

an instinct for disharmony will allow him to disrupt the pack mentality of the muskox

He will struggle to solve the collective action problem of minorities under oppressive rule if persecuted by a colony of rabid megabats.

observed outside paul brown stadium: a shining wizard delivered to the head of a feckless spotted panther lapping up a pile of lunchable mush

the man with blood-splattered angel wings, seen slaking his thirst near the newport levee, will be invoked in hushed tones for years to come

I didn't believe this thread until a few minutes ago, when @HoustonChron tweeted this.

gold's gym will retire his singlet

ironically, the city will achieve an egalitarian unity in the wake of this display of hyper-darwinism

We need a picture of Willy sharing booze with the wolf.

he will slurp the salty, fibrous muscle tissue from the side of the scripps building and resume his hunt, replenished