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ScottZeagle · **Posted:** Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:09 pm

Which is pretty much a haiku, only not enlightening, endearing, and often not funny...

Here's one for today:

Got drunk texts tonight
that included some dick pics.
Still not funny, dad.

ScottZeagle · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:13 pm

When God "makes it rain,"
he uses real rain, not cash.
Gets the chicks all wet.

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

oh lawdy

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:15 pm

Remember when we
had a thread for limericks?
How I long for thee.

ScottZeagle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:26 pm

Don't wake sleepwalkers
Unless they are about to
Pee in your suitcase

mastaflatch · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:43 pm

I don't know 'bout you
But i keep on reading
"The Daily lolwut"

knee tunes · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:46 pm

how LowKu you goo
we are all just filled with goo
one two three four five

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:51 pm

knee tunes wrote:

how LowKu you goo
we are all just filled with goo
one two three four five

Onanistic connections

theplatypus · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:05 pm

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=89746

ScottZeagle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:17 pm

theplatypus wrote:

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=89746

Begging your pardon, but those are haikus...not LowKus.

:shake:

knee tunes · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:44 pm

took her for a Ho
the scary night screeched Hoo Hoo
and now look at him

ScottZeagle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:02 pm

Publix bathroom trash
smells like sweaty hobo skin.
But I have to poop.

ScottZeagle · **Posted:** Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:17 pm

Halloween magic:
Fat dudes dressed like Transformers
get some "mistake sex."

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