I think I pulled a muscle under my shoulder blade on Thursday but it doesn't seem to be getting any better. I feel like I need someone to give my arm a good tug. Shall I fling my arms about wildely in the hope that something will click into place, or leave it a bit longer and hope the discomfort eventually eases by itself.

Anyone else with any ailments, feel free to ask RM for help here.

You did the right thing by coming here.

my knee cracks every time i bend it. when i bend it and touch it, i feel things move that i dont feel in my other knee.

See, that's not actually funny. It sounds like you should see a doctor.

i dunno, its been like that for years and i can still walk/run so....

your were just born with a few extra parts!

Go see a doctor, you fools
Or an etiopath, chiropratctor, whatever.

Therapeutic massage followed by yoga. Thats what I can suggest. Hope youre feeling better soon, momma.

Ok, thanks px.

i told you to wear kneepads at the bus station but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

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They're not aliens, Bateman.

One time, my doctor was checking my heart rate and I was nervous because doctors make me nervous so I guess it was beating faster than normal and he asked me if I was in love. Womp.

ruh roh

This sounds so much better than the last time I went to the doctor and he chuckled and said, "oooh you nearly jumped off the table just then!"

i hear ya liz

i had to do the physical thing for my current job. they went to take my blood pressure and freaked out. i was so nervous/excited to get the hell out of my job i was at that i was naturally excited. my bp was like 188/90. they attached me to a heart monitor and everything was fine. then i started freaking thinking i wouldnt get the job cause i couldnt pass the physical which only led to more high blood pressure. about two weeks after i started everything returned to normal.

I think my dislike of visiting doctors comes from my fear of school nurses. I avoided them at all costs. I didn't even know where my high school nurses office was until my senior year where it was physical day and I was misdiagnosed with tachycardria :/

i loved the nurses office. nice comffy shitter where people couldnt fuck with you while you shat in peace

No way. It was bright white and always 137 degrees and creepily quiet in there.

I was friends with the high school nurse. I got to take naps under the guise of being nauseous