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 Post subject: Virgin Mary appears in Chicago
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:18 am 
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http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050420/ap_on_re_us/underpass_virgin_mary

Well, at least the folks who stood outside Terri Schiavo's hospice for weeks will have somewhere to go now.

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There's graffiti that says "Go Cubs" next to it. I think that is reason enough to believe that no higher powers are involved here.


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This a sign that the Cubs are going to win the World Series this year!

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It looks more like somebody puked milk on the wall and it dried in the sun.

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I hear she will be going on tour this year after releasing her long awaited solo album. Rumors are that she will be coming to Australia. Bet you aussies can't wait!


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This kinda shit is fucking creepy!

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So that's what I did when I got drunk Saturday night -- I was wondering why I had all that chalk dust on my hands the next morning. Those poor, naive little people.


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A funny story my grandmother once told me. When she was a little girl in Romania there was a modest church and outside it was a statue of the virgin Mary. Well one day her and her brother were running round playing and they seen the priest of the church behind the statue doing something. So they went to investigate, and he was pouring red-coloured water into the back of it, obviously to give the illusion that it was crying blood.


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It's official. I just finalized my spot in Hell.

When I scrolled down to the picture, it just fell out of my mouth, "Holy shit, it looks like a vagina."

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A virgin vagina.

*takes spot in hell next to NaiveAndTrue

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punkdavid wrote:
A virgin vagina.

*takes spot in hell next to NaiveAndTrue


I don't think either of you go to hell until you go to Chicago, stand there until some people come to pray, and then say loudly, "why did all of these people put candles under that giant vagina?"

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just_b wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
A virgin vagina.

*takes spot in hell next to NaiveAndTrue


I don't think either of you go to hell until you go to Chicago, stand there until some people come to pray, and then say loudly, "why did all of these people put candles under that giant vagina?"


A trip to Fullerton and The Kennedy is a lunch hour away for me. You want to meet for lunch, Chris, and then take a trip to hell?

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that's a great little image there...



...for me to poop on!

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I've seen better religious iconography in a grilled cheese sandwich. It's a shame that this is what the fine Mexican-American community has to settle for in Chicago. :(

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Manhattan Island sorta looks like the virgin mary :?

so does Florida if you turn it upside down

and the one of the arms of the Milky Way :?

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I mean, you could find anything you want in pretty much anything. Its all about perspective, then light some candles and have a seance.

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LittleWing sometime in July 2007 wrote:
Unfortunately, it's so elementary, and the big time investors behind the drive in the stock market aren't so stupid. This isn't the false economy of 2000.


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God lived in Chicago, why not Mary?

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just_b wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
A virgin vagina.

*takes spot in hell next to NaiveAndTrue


I don't think either of you go to hell until you go to Chicago, stand there until some people come to pray, and then say loudly, "why did all of these people put candles under that giant vagina?"


Somebody should put up a picture of a vagina next to that picture of the Virgin Mary. That way people can decide for themselves which one it more closely resembles.

PD - there's a task for you during your lunch hour. :wink:

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MitchCumstein wrote:
It looks more like somebody puked milk on the wall and it dried in the sun.



milk, or something familiar :lol:

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energystar wrote:
just_b wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
A virgin vagina.

*takes spot in hell next to NaiveAndTrue


I don't think either of you go to hell until you go to Chicago, stand there until some people come to pray, and then say loudly, "why did all of these people put candles under that giant vagina?"


Somebody should put up a picture of a vagina next to that picture of the Virgin Mary. That way people can decide for themselves which one it more closely resembles.

PD - there's a task for you during your lunch hour. :wink:


The last time someone posted a picture of a vagina here, they were given an involuntary vacation.

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