That's kind of awesome.

this is a good place for my day

started off at 545am launching at least 3 streams of liquid poo that were about 15-20 seconds each. made it to work where it happened again and then threw up violently 3 different times, in the span of two hours.

made it home by 1030 where that was a cycled repeat every two hours until just now

i hope you were at least able to think about px's vagina at some point during these base evacuations

i would have gladly done so if it would have spared the amazing amount of food chunks that shot out of and got trapped in my nostrils

my favorite thread of the year so far

ditto.

that certainly qualifies a devastating explosion.

it's like tub girl translated into text, amazing.

except this also has the explosions link.

i am feeling much better today but yesterday sucked. i basically slept from 11am until about noon today. would wake up every two hours to try to at least take little sips of water.

would move from my bedroom to the living room 2 or 3 times and amazingly a&e had on criminal minds at like 3am

i have two black eyes now thanks to spastic vomitting

do you have ebola?

luckily only one criteria

I like how a thread called "devastating explosions" turned into a thread about Peeps's bodily discharges

Tbh, it is what I thought it was about when I read the title.

everyone on rm is known for something....


for example, if i started a thread about angry people spazzing on you cause you sent them a text at 3pm and their phone fucked up and alerted them at 3am, who would you be the first one to come to mind?

you know i thought of this the other day. i wonder what people on here are known for and i could only agree on one. i bet lenny is the 'it's the last one' guy. you ask him for a piece of gum and it's 'sorry, last peice' or wow i didn't see any winter lager in the cooler and lenny says 'i got the last one' or man i could go for more coke and lenny is chewing the bag.

Haha is right. We all know coke comes in cans or bottles, not a bag.