So I made my foray into this forum on the pretense that the collective will of the internet had summoned me here and it didn't quite work out. I said some things that made some hyper-defensive people get themselves worked up, but now it's over. I know where the lines are drawn, and what warriors are at my disposal (Lenny, Spike, Thodoks, et al), so I'm ready. I'm here to be the best, and I want to be the best.

So, RM, together, how can we be the best?

jesus fuck dude.

Do you ever catch yourself just as you're drifting off to sleep and your thoughts have devolved into non sequiturs? I just woke up from thinking "I should show my pussy to a wizard."

lenny's mettle is wholly responsible for the acquisition of our clan's chief mode of transportation, an early-aughts chevy conversion van

Lenny is a man of rich moral fiber. He made the effort and the results have been fruitful.

What's the matter?

It is from this state that I write all my poems.

Want to see the last night's one?

Yes, please.

It was more hours than
as if you were just here
strange like the smell of rain that sweeps the days that
the calendar dropped so fast
(speedy dealer he is)
there's just enough room left
for more of his last breath

every day I knew the sun would rise
but today I felt it lower than ever before
it limped across the gate and down my dreams
like that one where she grabbed you from my hand and talked to you for so long
under her demon blanket of knees
and you calling her hug

I know only a volunteer could be in this position
who else lets the drizzle stab their every calm
who else takes their finger and with it presses the button just to see what it does

then the knock on the door comes
and its the rain
and you calling me again

See, that's gorgeous. That's exactly what I had in mind when I started this thread.

Let the record show that I am not one of KingHardball's warriors.

You are just asking the whole internet about this, aren't you?

*edit. I mean, yeah man.

My RM-post-to-FB-status ratio is at less than 5%, but now I know to hide those from you since you're a dick about it.

What about your blog?

mecca supplies the candy.

Hi John. Long time no talk. What kind of work are you doing from home?

Second accounts are getting out of hand.

i'm calling customers to get information about their on site printers. one was a mexican grocery store chain in california and no one spoke english, so that didn't go too well.

If only you were roommates with Jorge Farah.

it was no biggie, i just moved on to the next account. this is all busy work anyway.