I usually only remember fragments from dreams, so I’m not sure where this one started or ended. But my first memory is of thodoks and one other unidentifiable person running down a dusty street at someone who looks vaguely like Owen Wilson. The person is running very fast so I suppose at some point I decided this was Alex. Thodoks yells out something witty to the tune of “It’s not midnight in Paris yet, bro!” Thodoks and the other person give up chase, but I then begin my pursuit. I follow for a few blocks and see Alex, who seems to have taken on a much smaller body, take a hard left to the front lawn of a house. He enters the front door and by this time I’ve almost caught up to him. I open the door and call out his name, anxious to see what the real Alex looks like. I don’t see him at first and begin to go toward the door to another room, when he comes out of another door on the other side, with some kind of cloth wrapped around his face. I ask him to take it off and he is, yes you guessed it, a dwarf. A Lord of the Rings style dwarf at that. He mutters some things in a frustrating tone, and a few other things happen of which I can’t recall. Then a car pulls in, and Alex tells me it’s his mother (also a dwarf with a weird looking wrinkled neck) and I have to hide, so I enter a restroom and jump behind the curtain. She comes near the restroom but not in, then the restroom turns into a kitchen, and she’s bringing out dinner. Then I see a female who looks just like a human equivalent of Fiona from Shrek, and I assume this to be Alex’s sister. The mom continues to walk around the kitchen and I keep jumping back and forth behind various objects to hide.

That’s all I can remember and I’d encourage none of you to read it.

so the doors in your dreams are on hinges?

Yes. Just like every door in my home.

Let's not allow that to distract us from the fact that Alex is clearly a dwarf in real life.

That's not a very little-person-sensitive comment Mr. The Weedwhacker.

I think he was Gimli, guy.

I'd pay good money to see a dwarf run really fast

why don't we just fuck already

One of the funniest things to which the eye could bear witness . . .

He was still in Owen Wilson form while running, unfortunately.

what other RMers have you dreamt of, lenny?

The only other one I can vividly remember is theplatypus.

i hope you made a thread about it or else you're getting an earful.

I think I posted about it on Furious!. Ask Jorge about it. It was probably the defining moment in our relationship.

how does this moment define our relationship?

I'm clearly D. Rose.

are you suggesting there is a time and place for alex's antics?

Oh, absolutely. However his failure to provide current Power Rankings is analogous to LeBron's failure to close out big games.

RM is basically populated with mike bibbies these days

We need more Delonte West's.