malice's week and weekend plans:

Monday - stupid meeting with stupid people in office making stupid comments in attempt to not be perceived as stupid by other stupid people in attendance
Tuesday - visitors from Indian company much less stupid than my company, attended yet another (slightly less) stupid meeting with visitors, took visitors to lunch (not at all stupid time)
Wednesday - stupid meeting with infinitely stupid direct manager to discuss above stupid meetings, stupid conference call with slightly stupid people in Omaha and infinitely stupid direct manager
Thursday - infinitely stupid manager out of office for rest of week, immediately resulting in a monumental decrease in overall office stupidity, put out a total of 4 fires caused by various other departments' stupidity
Friday - no stupid meetings, very few stupid people, out of office by 12:30pm, home by 1pm working remotely for 'rest of day' which amounted to one hour as stupid company in attempt to not be so so stupid sent out email noting office closing at 2 for long weekend

I intend to start smoking pot in the next 10 minutes, hang out, read a bit, perhaps watch a movie, smoke more pot, make some thoroughly unstupid chinese food for dinner and not think about work until next tuesday around 11pm as I've taken an additional day off and will not return until wednesday to the land of stupid, hoping all that stupid washes off my clothes in the meantime- there's really only so much of it a sane person can handle.

What's everyone's plans for the weekend, kids? unstupid people want to know.

i'm making the requisite emotional preparations for my RM voice interview with jorge farah

I'm going to palm springs for the week to get away from the rat race at the beach

this surprises me not at all.

I might even take a few one-hitters on the golf course to escape the heat

dope in the sunshine usually just makes me sleepy- but I'm poor, so.

me too but it slows down my swing which reduces my fade

I'm sure that's important to you.

I work tomorrow. Sunday I have a vinyasa class and then Monday I'll be slinging silver in my garage studio.

not really, its just something to do..also I've only smoked pot 2x in my life, I was just being a sociopath.

Going over this woman's house for Chinese food and discussing what is wrong with America today

rediscovering this strange metropolis known as chicago

take your wife to Blackbird

haha, yeah right. i don't own my own dog walking business, doug.

will you be brunching at the parker next week, douglas?

No, I will not..I've been there once for drinks though

It's not that expensive, really

what's your position re Tyler's for a burger and shake?

it is for the midwest

Ya know, you're like the 3rd person to mention that place..I have never been there before..are the burgers really that good?