holy cow - I just noticed what seemed to be an alarming amount of dust all over my furniture today. Being the model homemaker that I am, I was overcome by shame and confusion- how could this be? I said to myself, I dust regularly- where have I failed??
testing the depth of the layer of dust with a white gloved fingertip, and drawing it near to inspect it, I had my answer- this wasn't dust, this is pollen! tons of pollen everywhere.

This shit has covered every surface in the house, changed the color of the car to lime, left a layer of lime green paste on the rose bushes , and is wreaking havoc on my sinuses.

I blame lenny.

where's lenny?

most likely buried up to his ears in chick-fil-a and producing pollen at a prodigious rate

i would huff a pollen-covered stamen to get that 5-for-5 roast beef eater back on this board

i'd love to smear this thread's gender envy all over OP's hot cross buns

i gotta say, that post is a magic eye moment for me, 'doks

broken iris:alex::malice:thodoks

y/n?

i'm this board's preeminent grist crafter

something tells me this thread might just be downhill from here

i rather fortuitously donned a velour hoodie in anticipation of today's e-blood spattering

this seems like the perfect fodder for a rousing bout of RM word association, gloomgifter

let's get serious about pollen for a moment, shall we?

pollen is the horse in that .gif. the luchador: open for discussion.

n, huffbro

having issues with my thread quality, model poster?

meh

as alex so thoughtfully explained, we mostly just post nonsense.

I'm glad you've found your niche, sparky.

update: It's 3:20pm and I've had 5 different people remark to me about the layer of pollen blanketing New England today.