and if you find that it is not, know that today, on no less than three occasions, i was compelled to sidle up to a chicagazon, with a windbreaker that i don't yet own
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Alex wrote:
Alex wrote:
a man enters a hotel. a second man attends the desk. a small dog sits on the floor next to the first man's feet. the first man makes a general inquiry to the second man regarding the temperment of the dog. the second man indicates that his dog is most placid. the first man extends his hand to pet the dog's head. the dog initiates an untoward act. the first man chides the second man for supplying him with false information about the dog's behavior. the second man dispels all confusion by stating that his comment not relate to the most proximate dog.
nobody laughed at my joke
I laughed that you went Chinese in the last sentence
But then I went back to staring
But now I'm thinking that it's probably not right for a lower caser to space space after a period.
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knee tunes wrote:
Alex wrote:
Alex wrote:
a man enters a hotel. a second man attends the desk. a small dog sits on the floor next to the first man's feet. the first man makes a general inquiry to the second man regarding the temperment of the dog. the second man indicates that his dog is most placid. the first man extends his hand to pet the dog's head. the dog initiates an untoward act. the first man chides the second man for supplying him with false information about the dog's behavior. the second man dispels all confusion by stating that his comment not relate to the most proximate dog.
nobody laughed at my joke
I laughed that you went Chinese in the last sentence
But then I went back to staring
But now I'm thinking that it's probably not right for a lower caser to space space after a period.
We've reached our cruising altitude of 35,000 feet, so I'll just go ahead and turn off the "fasten seatbelt" sign, though we do ask that you keep your seat belt fastened while seated. In a few minutes we'll be passing over Arizona, so if you look out your window you'll have a beautiful view of the North Rim of the Grand Canyon. We do have a bit of a tailwind here so we're hoping to make up some time in the air, get you in a little early. Time to Dallas is approximately 60 minutes and we don't anticipate any turbulence. On behalf of the entire crew I'd like to invite you to sit back, relax, and enjoy your flight.
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